Lauren* - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I play darts, I drink Guinness and Tequila, BluePoint and Shipyard are most favorite. Like movies and music and long walks on the beach. haha mmmm yeah. To dance-wherever I happen to be, no matter what is going on--even if it's just to the music in my head. I am always up for meeting new people and I have been told I am one of sweetest things you'll ever want to meet but if you cross me you'll have to pay.
You're a Pint of Guinness!

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My Interests

darts. Guinness. friends. tattoos. slasher movies with extra gore. sleeping. singing. being broken. Cases. showers. building. sex. dancing--like an ass of course. ravioli. road trips. Ron Mueck. NY. music. pez. craft fair. green tea. wine tasting. Cali. living near the beach. biking. new experiences, people, places...things that make you think differently. naked time. swimming. pictures. memories. playing. driving. my newest piercing. kayaking.

I'd like to meet:

Shut-ins with no personality and people that don't understand sarcasm.

Music:

Face to Face, Pennywise, Wumpscut, A Perfect Circle, Slightly Stoopid, G Love, Mustard Plug, Bouncing Souls, Talking Heads, TOOL, The Calsh, The Doors, MF Doom, David Bowie, Wolfshiem, Guttermouth, Reggie and the full Effect, Death Cab, Bright Eyes, Rob Zombie, Op Ivy, James Brown, NOFX, The Damned, Misfits, Keepsake, Depech Mode, N.E.R.D., The Cure, Aphex Twin.....

Movies:

Super Troopers, Donnie Darko, Boondock Saints, Kill Bill, Princess Bride, Dark Crystal, Euro Trip, Royal Tennenbaums, Night Of The Living Dead, House of 1000 Corpses, Horror movies...the more blood and gore the better, Labyrinth, and anything touched by Burton or Tarentino, and any movie that will make me laugh my ass off.

Television:

Simpsons, Adult Swim (Sealab 2021), KaBlam!, Carnivale, Monster Garage, Junk Yard Wars, American Chopper, Family Guy, Mythbusters, The Young Ones

Books:

Cunt, American Gods, House Of Leaves, Jitterbug Perfume, Harry Potter, Princess Bride, Neverwhere, Exquisite Corpse, Dante's Inferno, Sex Drugs and Cocoa Puffs

Heroes:

You're Bettie Page!

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Grover on EcstasyYou're funny, you're loveable, you're entertaining,
you like to call yourself "Super
Grover!"--You're obviously on ecstasy.
But that's why we love you. Be careful, ok?

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My Blog

much better than xmas songs

the night before xmas--ed gien 'Twas the night before Christmas,when all through the shed, All creatures were stirring,even old Ed. The bodies were hung from the rafters above, While Eddie was...
Posted by Lauren* on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Evil me

You are so famous for that one, which movie character are you?You are Reagan (from the Exorcist)You are clearly possessed, and not by the saturday night fever... you can go on spinnin' your head 360...
Posted by Lauren* on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

N.E.R.D.

Now it seems that things are really getting better In my life Is it just today or things are really getting better Past few days have been amazing---gonna try to keep it going for awhile
Posted by Lauren* on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

dolphins

It's a shame about Dolphin Boy. Yeah, He tasted terrible.
Posted by Lauren* on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Gunniess---just like mother's milk

I just passed 350 at my pub. And still don't have a plaque to show for it. Is it wrong to be proud that I am an alcoholic?--I think not, at least I am a talented one.
Posted by Lauren* on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST