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About Me

I am me. Who are you? I live with my girlfriend Amanda in Southfield, Michigan. I have 2 pets and zero (0) kids. Hmmm...what else? Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets. Inland Empire Italian trailer

My Interests

Music, Movies, Books, Swinging and Bochi Ball

I'd like to meet:

David Lynch, Jessica Alba, Jesus, Bill Clinton, Johnny Cash, Scarlett Johannsen, Nicolai Tesla, Simon Pegg, George W. Bush and Einstein

Music:

Doves, Elbow, Beatles, Pink Floyd, Beta Band, The Flaming Lips, Godspeed You Black Emperor, New Order, The Secret Machines, Underworld, Orbital, The Byrds, Led Zep, Wilco, STP, Radiohead, DJ Shadow, The White Stripes. Everything except fucking emo or any variant of it. Crap!

Movies:

Anything David Lynch (even Dumbland, On the Air). Nerdy Sci-Fi stuff. Directors - Scorcese, Aronofsky, Fincher, Kurasawa, Boyle etc.

Television:

Lost, 24 and now Battlestar Galactica. Funny stuff, Family Guy, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Chapelle Show, Arrested Developement, South Park.

Books:

Dark Tower Series, Dune (All of them), some classical stuff (Voltaire, Joyce, etc.), Clarke, Asimov, Hoagland and anything and everything under the sun.

Heroes:

Heroes, hmmmmm. Let me get back to you on that one.

My Blog

Telling it like it tis

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Posted by John Pulvirenti on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 11:42:00 PST

Inland Empire, Inland Empire and did I mention...Inland Empire

I was very excited to see this but now... From AICN: It's funny. If I had to name my favorite working filmmaker, I'm not sure I could do it. But my co-writer Scott tells me that he knows who my favori...
Posted by John Pulvirenti on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 08:54:00 PST

Can colorless green ideas sleep furiously?

Why can't I sleep!!!!! I go to sleep at around 4 and wake up around 10, I hate my schedule sometimes, not really.Hot Fuzz...
Posted by John Pulvirenti on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 07:38:00 PST

I thought that time would prove you wrong and bring the end of you

So think of a timeIt's something to cling toImagine a lifeThat never escapes youConceal it behindThe colour and perfumeA flower to hideA violet surpriseAnd I knowThe sunlight bleaches youIt colours ev...
Posted by John Pulvirenti on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 08:32:00 PST

OB/GYN's need to practice their love on women

I feel so safe knowing this is the man that represents America. Please, Please let us elect someone who can fix this 8 years of bullshit...
Posted by John Pulvirenti on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 08:02:00 PST

Eat the pie, Eat the pie!

ZE FLAMING LIPS! Cat killing dogs, pigs eating ratsevery mouth will eat you up the king bug laughsBelly of the heart Belly full of batsthe chromosomes seem not to want the fetus... they beat you upthe...
Posted by John Pulvirenti on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 11:33:00 PST

I must say something bizarre.

Have you ever wondered why?
Posted by John Pulvirenti on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 10:19:00 PST

Not for all the jelly in Denmark

A lovely thing to seethrough the paper window's hole,the Galaxy.  
Posted by John Pulvirenti on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 09:53:00 PST

Why is Jessica Alba so damn hot?

I don't fucking know but she is. What amazes me the most is that I even write this stuff, nobody reads it. I'm so f'n famous.
Posted by John Pulvirenti on Fri, 26 May 2006 06:46:00 PST

I really have no time for this

Well let's start by Making it clear Who is the enemy, here And we'll show them That it's not them Who is superior So let's start by Making it clear Who is the enemy, here And we'll show them That it's...
Posted by John Pulvirenti on Sun, 21 May 2006 12:13:00 PST