Matt The New Hotness! - ProfilesArchive

About Me

My AOL IM is Y2B61

My Interests

Reading TV Guide,Writing to TV Guide, and Renewing TV Guide.

Music:

Distillers, AFI, Starland Vocal Band......wait they suck. Old Metallica, Dethklok, The Killers, Nina Simone(if you don't know who she is, well then ask you parents), Death Cab for Cutie, The Postal Service, Tiger Army, Judas Priest, Van Halen, Avenged Sevenfold's first two albums, Blaqk Audio, Dragonforce, Iron Maiden, Killswitch Engaged, Motorhead, Slayer, My Chemical Romance......and dont forget Reel Big Fish.

Movies:

The Big Lebowski, The Evil Dead I and II, Army of Darkness, This is Spinal Tap, The Warriors, Super Troopers and it goes on and on and on and on........

Television:

Cartoons: Family Guy, Simpsons, Futurama, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab 2021, The Boondocks, Robot Chicken, American Dad, The Venture Brothers.Drama: Angel, Buffy, Farscape, Smallville, Red Shoe Diaries, The Shield, 24, did I mention 24? Cause I just wanted to mention 24. :UPDATE: I fucking hate 24! Battlestar Galactica, Old School Star Trek, Nip Tuck, House, Doctor WhoComedy: MXC, Daily Show, :Update: I hate the Daily Show Too It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, 30 Rock, Scrubs, My Name Is Earl, The Office, How I Met Your Mother, The SoupStupid Reality Shows: Cheaters, Intervention, I Love New York(I know I shouldn't like that show, but god help me I can't stop watching) The Ultimate Fighter

Books:

Well I really like Starship Troopers and World War Z. I kind of spent the last two years reading about 15 Harry Turtledove novels, God help me I don't know why but I did.

Heroes:

So I love The Big Lebowski, this video may explain why.

My Blog

UPDATE Lisa still > Kelly

This we can not deny....
Posted by Matt The New Hotness! on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 10:21:00 PST

The Agony Booth

Well the time has come for me to ramble on without a point! I guess you could say it's been a big week for me, but that would make you an idiot! For you see my most perfect of weeks has been royally f...
Posted by Matt The New Hotness! on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 12:13:00 PST

I'm actually a terrible person! I think?

For some reason I feel the need to post about a number of horrible things i've done to people that i've taken great delight in. The problem is it's kind of late and I can't think of any right now. But...
Posted by Matt The New Hotness! on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 12:02:00 PST

This you can consider a rant

I've had a lot of thing that i've wanted to say so this as good a time as any too do it. Everyone at my work is really nice and polite to me which is ok except that everywhere I go it's always "Hey M...
Posted by Matt The New Hotness! on Fri, 18 Nov 2005 01:48:00 PST

If you people were really my friends you would have told me!

That I dress like a fucking bum, Jesus Jones do I look stupid in those Hawaiin shirts or what? I should just change the name of my profile to "Gayest thing sense Gay hit Gaytown". How come none of you...
Posted by Matt The New Hotness! on Sun, 28 Aug 2005 04:25:00 PST

Some things just occured to me.

I need a bigger crown in my picture. I have no idea how tall I am I just go by what my drivers license says but that was from almost six years ago. With the exception of Samoa Joe I actually know ever...
Posted by Matt The New Hotness! on Fri, 26 Aug 2005 02:39:00 PST

Something important occured to me last night when I was sleeping.

Of all the chicks on Saved by the Bell, Lisa was the hottest. Lisa>Kelly
Posted by Matt The New Hotness! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

What the fuck is with all the fucking poems!

Why the fuck does every person I fucking know have to put some sad fucking poem as a god damn blog. I used fuck three times in a sentence thats how fucking annoyed I am. Shit am I the only one that ha...
Posted by Matt The New Hotness! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I figure it's time I write something.

I just spent 30 minutes typing a long ho holarious blog about nothing at all and I accidentally erased it so now instead of retyping it here are some bullet points. PK is really good at being funny...
Posted by Matt The New Hotness! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I never did much like blogs

I finally put something on my space. Why you ask because all of my friends have and i'm just a fucking conformest. Cause when your just like everyone else your never truly alone.
Posted by Matt The New Hotness! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST