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valentine

miss me yet??

About Me

i am apparently a lot of fun and a little bit crazy. (sometimes a lot bit crazy) i love to laugh...at jokes, at other people, and at myself. i always have a family party to go to. i need a break from LA, so i've run away to london. i probably miss my dog and cat more than anyone/anything else. i NEVER answer my phone and i am awful at calling people back. i spend a lot of time trying to piece together what happened the night before. i can be your most loving and loyal friend BUT...if you act like a jackass, i'll treat you like your name is milton.(right, rye?)

My Interests

family. friends. pilates. spinnin' on poles. cooking. cha cha cha (the restaurant, not the dance). sunday fundays. taking naps. disneyland. teaching my younger cousins that boys never mature, they just get taller.

I'd like to meet:

my snowflake has left me for new york, so i'm on the hunt for another fabulous friend to warm my lonely nights. must love playing MASH, adorably cute but bratty chihuahuas, late nights out and eating out (A LOT). lame, completely sober, poorly dressed people with no sense of humor need not apply. unless you have money. money changes everything...

Music:

tribe called quest is my absolute favorite. but i like anything that makes me shake my ass. i'll even tap my toes to the ocassional country song (when ryan makes me).

Movies:

mean girls. oceans 11. friday. the professional. napoleon dynamite. lifetime movies.

Television:

csi. law and order. entourage. lost. las vegas. general hospital. snapped. ellen. oprah. you name it, i probably watch it...

Books:

why men love bitches

Heroes:

wonder woman b/c she runs around in a bustier, hot pants and boots while she kicks everyone's ass