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Stuart Alexander Allan esq.

theoriginalstuartallan

About Me

I'm Stuart, or if you're one of my friends Stu, or Stuart if I'm getting a telling off-the extention of the name adds to the pointedness of the telling off. I like to sing and I like to play my guitar. Recently i've been learning new instruments, for no apparent reason aside from wanting to be a "multi instrumentalist". I usually can be found at work, looking peeved on the bus (as more than likely the fare has just gone up), or looking as if i've woken up from a coma and I still think it's 1977. I like people and sometimes they like me, at least they say they do. I'm courting a lovely girl called Jenny, and one day we'll have many cats together.

aPS bands please note, click on The Blueprints profile if you feel like adding me-unless I know you already!

My Interests

Glaciation, the night sky, backcombing, the sea, laughing at sicking up, having a sneaky scan through Cosmo when no one's looking, watching the lack of social interaction on this countries public transport service, wishing I could learn to drive in a day

I'd like to meet:

The person who invented the chelsea boot, the finest footwear available to the human race.

PS bands please note, click on The Blueprints profile if you feel like adding me-unless I know you already.

Music:

Lots and lotsa of it in all shapes and forms including The Beatles, The Jam, Lemonheads, Bacharach, Arcade Fire, Ryan Adams, Love, Oasis, Neil Young, Kings Of Leon, The Veils, Spiritualized, Manic Street Preachers, Blur, Coxon, The Clash, Cheap Trick, Bob Dylan, The Strokes, The Vines, Beach Boys, Gram Parsons, Joy Division, The Libertines, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, The La's, Chemical Brothers, Robert Johnson, Tom Petty, Lowgold, Razorlight, Bloc Party, Mumm-Ra, Smashing Pumpkins, Nirvana, Sonic Youth, Muse, Jeff Buckley, Led Zeppelin, The Smiths, Blondie, Supergrass, Rolling Stones, Talking Heads, Stevie Wonder, Eugene Kelly, The Who, The Kinks, The Stooges, The Velvet Undergound, Buzzcocks, The Verve. And the Danger Mouse theme tune.

Movies:

Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Back To The Future, The Shawshank Redemption, Fight Club, yadyyada

Television:

The Mighty Boosh, Spaced, Partridge, The Office, Peep Show,

Books:

I need to read much more, I mainly read instruction manuals for gadgets I buy with the money I dont have.

Heroes:

John Lennon, Evan Dando, Burt Bacharach, and Mark Hamill for forging a successful career post Star Wars.

My Blog

Put em in the bin!!!

1. Jeremy Kyle (Wanker) 2. Trisha (Irritating) 3. Colin Fry (subhuman scum, exploitative nobstain bastard) Bring back Kilroy! Sexiest man on TV
Posted by Stuart Alexander Allan esq. on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 02:47:00 PST

A long running argument......

Ask the person next to you how many States are in America. I bet they say there's 52 or 51 "because of Alaska and Hawaii...durrrrrrrrrr". They are wrong. There's flippin 50 goddammit, look it up!!!!!!...
Posted by Stuart Alexander Allan esq. on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 05:58:00 PST

Getting the kids pissed

Right, so the other day me and Jeneveve were researching Americas drinking laws (Findings: She cant because she's not 21). Whilst looking on wikipedia, the website with the name like a voodoo fun...
Posted by Stuart Alexander Allan esq. on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 05:41:00 PST

Inducing vomit

Yes indeedy, I changed a bit of colour on here-and it looks like a muilticoloured yawn. I've put some pics on too, for a bit more interest. Today I got the smallest synth ever, a Casio VL tone-i'm gon...
Posted by Stuart Alexander Allan esq. on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 06:43:00 PST

Hypocrite warning

So only last week I could've been heard saying "Ah myspace is only good for bands, people that have personal profiles should get out more". And now look-another fine mess I got me into. I like to thin...
Posted by Stuart Alexander Allan esq. on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 06:00:00 PST