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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: elizaaa and saaraaa
Birthday: 17/32/3982
Birthplace: Iraq, waht waht?!
Current Location: equator
Eye Color: jewish
Hair Color: black
Height: 7356543678lbh
Right Handed or Left Handed: dislexic
Your Heritage: I sprouted from my mother daisy
The Shoes You Wore Today: skis
Your Weakness: nuts and bolts
Your Fears: obeasidy
Your Perfect Pizza: lucas
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: queefing
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lets cyber
Thoughts First Waking Up: a rhino's gonna crush me
Your Best Physical Feature: noses
Your Bedtime: im an insomniac
Your Most Missed Memory: our days with the DEVIL muahahaha
Pepsi or Coke: sprite
MacDonalds or Burger King: wendys
Single or Group Dates: SEX
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: brisk
Chocolate or Vanilla: cherry garcia
Cappuccino or Coffee: decaf
Do you Smoke: mari j.
Do you Swear: iswear that i dont swear
Do you Sing: in the shower while having sex...w/ each other
Do you Shower Daily: yes...unlike other devils
Have you Been in Love: only with my finger
Do you want to go to College: been there done that
Do you want to get Married: 2 each other
Do you belive in yourself: only when im cruisin on an acid trip
Do you get Motion Sickness: only while humping
Do you think you are Attractive: not as attractive as snoooop dogg..hes 1 sexxxi mofo
Are you a Health Freak: yes, being a freak is healthy
Do you get along with your Parents: first i put them on a lot of novacaine..then i sliced slivers of there brain while they were still alive, cooked it in front of them, and made them eat it. then i got my mercedes that i asked for for christmas.
Do you like Thunderstorms: YES and no
Do you play an Instrument: ass bongos
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: currently under the influence
In the past month have you Smoked: no!!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: HIGH timezZz right about now
In the past month have you gone on a Date: with eachother
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: we live in iraq, all if them were bombed by white americans
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: saras eaten me out
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: we luuuv fish
In the past month have you been on Stage: dancin with the pole
In the past month have you been Dumped: were with each other through thick and thin
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yes, in the blood of our parents
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: douche
Ever been Drunk: riiight about 5 seconds from now
Ever been called a Tease: sara always builds me up buttercup
Ever been Beaten up: we wrestle in the mud
Ever Shoplifted: she shoplifted my heart
How do you want to Die: during intercourse, taking turns cutting eachother until we drown in a tub of our own blood
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: play boy bunnies
What country would you most like to Visit: Anywhere but iraq
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: blue
Short or Long Hair: blue
Height: blue
Weight: blue
Best Clothing Style: blue
Number of Drugs I have taken: blue
Number of CDs I own: blue
Number of Piercings: blue
Number of Tattoos: blue
Number of things in my Past I Regret: blue
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