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Jesse Griffith

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About Me

Swinging Bi-Curious Monogamist Male Seeks 15 Wive Slaves For Serious Commitment:

I am 100% pure god given sex, personified in a half japanese, half irish, half man, half boy. Give me all of your love. I need it. I enjoy long walks to my bedroom. And picnics on my bed. If you're looking for a person, you've found one. I enjoy everything about some aspects of a few things. I'm not looking for a person right now as much as i'm looking for a feeling. It's been so long, i don't even remember what toothpaste tastes like.

My Interests

Film, Computers, Music, Yo-Yo's, Coffee, Smoking, Boot Barn, Singing, Adult Comics, Jumbo Shrimp, Tattooing My Face, Ice Cream, Security Blankets, Piercing My Non Face, Gambling My Tuition Money, Meat and Potatoes, Oral

I'd like to meet:

Please do not add me as a friend if i do not really know you in real life. Thanks. Love you. Other than that, i'd love to meet Pat Robertson.

Just a little note on my top friends section:
Since i know some people will be like 'WTF??!1', i thought i'd let everyone know that i've arranged my top friends mostly based on groups of people who know each other. The first two rows are all my family members. After that I tried to group people together as best as i could. Some people are misfits, but mostly one friend should know the friend next to them. So, if you got moved a little bit on the list, it's not because i hate you, though i probably do.

Music:

Apoptygma Berzerk, Autojack, BAUHAUS, The Beach Boys, The Beatles, Billy Joel, Blackalicious, Brian Setzer, BRIGHT EYES, CHET BAKER, Cradle of Filth, D12, Damien Rice, Dashboard Confessional, David Allan Coe, David Bowie, Dead Kennedys, Derek Jennings, Depeche Mode, Desaparecidos, ELECTRIC LIGHT ORCHESTRA, Elton John, Elvis Costello, Eminem, The Faint, Garth Brooks, George Michael, HANK WILLIAMS SR., HANK WILLIAMS III, Iron and Wine, The Jam, James Taylor, Jason Mraz, Jets To Brazil, Joe 'Bean' Esposito, John Lennon, JOHNNY CASH, JOY DIVISION, Jurrasic 5, Keb' Mo', KMFDM, Lard, Lionel Richie, LOS FABULOSOS CADILLACS, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Manhattans, Marilyn Manson, MERLE HAGGARD, Ministry, Modest Mouse, Morrisey, New Order, Outkast, Ozomatli, PINBACK, Poison The Well, Portishead, THE POSTAL SERVICE, QUEEN, Rahzel, Richard Cheese & Lounge Against The Machine, Robbie Fulks, Shai Halud, Sigur Ros, SKINNY PUPPY, Slayer, Sly and The Family Stone, The Smiths, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Stray Cats, Stryper, Tammy Wynette, Tenacious D, The The, TOM WAITS, Tool, T. Rex, Wayne Hancock, Wesley Willis, Willie Nelson, X, and of course Linkin Paaaaarrrrrrkkkk, Creed (RIP), 311, Good Charlotte, Sisqo, Nelly(band-aid face), and Jesus 'The Blues Man' Christ.

Movies:

Action/Adventure, Adult, Animation, Anime, Classics, Comedies, Cult, Crime/Gangster, Documentaries, Drama, Dramady, Fantasy, Film Noir, Foreign Language, Gay and Lesbian, Horror, Indie, Instructional/General, Kids, , Romance, Romantic Comedies, Science Fiction, Silent Film, Special Interest, Suspense/Thriller, and Snuff Fillms

Television:

Made for TV movies.

Books:

Invisible Monsters, Rant: An Oral Biography of Buster Casey, Diary, Fight Club, Choke, Lullabye, Survivor, Haunted, A Brief History Of Time, The Divine Comedy, The Metamorphosis, Everybody Poops, Picking Up Hoes For Dummies, The Bible (Fiction Edition)

Heroes:

Anjo

My Blog

Wedding Photos!

web.mac.com/angieandjesse/
Posted by Jesse Griffith on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 01:26:00 PST

12 hours

So i'm having a pretty hard time sleeping because i'm getting married in 12 hours. This whole experience is pretty surreal. I think that today (i mean friday) has been one of the best days of my lif...
Posted by Jesse Griffith on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 03:05:00 PST

I know everything. (2006 Movie Review)

I am the end all be all of good taste when it comes to films and music. That being in mind, i felt it appropriate to compile some lists of movies that were good and bad this year so other people can ...
Posted by Jesse Griffith on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 05:32:00 PST

Have Sex with Soldiers

I saw this post and was intrigued. Although I understand where it's coming from, I felt it important to argue a couple of points on it. Before reading my discussion, you may want to read the actual bu...
Posted by Jesse Griffith on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 12:33:00 PST

Jesse vs The (nameless) Utility Company

Yesterday all my troubles seemed so far away, but now it looks as though they're here to stay. That's quite a jump, isn't it. So let's examine what's transpired in Jesse-land in the past 14 hours th...
Posted by Jesse Griffith on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 10:23:00 PST

Aibo?

I kind of want to get an Aibo but at $2000, they're a little bit expensive. Sony does seem to have some good financing however. What do you think?...
Posted by Jesse Griffith on Wed, 24 Aug 2005 01:10:00 PST

..and the machine stole his voice

We ordered it on the internet. A bark control device for hanko, my dog. This little collar sprays Citronella in hanko's face every time he barks. It looks like this: Now hanko is silent. A ...
Posted by Jesse Griffith on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

haunted

I finished Palahniuk's new book 'Haunted' yesterday. i have mixed feelings about it. the last story in it is incredible. that's all i have to say. i would recommend it. so... that's all.
Posted by Jesse Griffith on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Now THIS pisses me off.

Check this bullcrap out : ripdigital.com This is a service where you send in your cd's and they convert them to mp3 for you for ONE DOLLAR PER CD. What???!!!!? What moron doesn't know you can do ...
Posted by Jesse Griffith on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Thieves in our midst

For those of you who don't know already, my powerbook (laptop) was stolen recently. Some crapheads (a guy who looked like he was from Orange County and two retarded girls) asked me for a jumpstart at...
Posted by Jesse Griffith on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST