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Warren

Rohan is my hero for he... has ascended

About Me

I'm me, he's him & your you what else would you like to know...

My Interests

I like licking the armpits of 26 stone gentlemen belonging to biker gangs & also I masterbate over the blurbs wrote on the inner sleaves of Beatrix Potter stories

I'd like to meet:

Many children under the age of 12, not picky on shoe size, Margaret Thatcher, that Doug guy from the U-tube video, superman, one of those little dwarve people, that sexy black dude from the halifax adverts & a thirty seven year old panel beater from oxford by the name of Cecil.

Music:

Repeatedly smashing a childs head with a claw hammer is a piece of music that has often reduced me to tears of joy... I think the critics and poultry everywhere would agree it is indeed a master piece

Movies:

my favourite is the Marks & Spencer brand cling film as it is extremely durable, 3 to 5 layers wrapped around my good friend " Feline Domesticus " or the common house cat is usually enough to both subdue & help him / her to stop breathing...

Television:

as you can tell or have probably guessed from my profile thus far, I am thouroughly, one hundred percent christian. Alas the baby Jesus thought I should not watch television because it is a sordid, hate ridden filth box as my good friend and lover the right honourable reverand Barry says

Books:

The bible & Peter rabbit

Heroes:

Superman, Ian Huntley & Rohans German friends