I like licking the armpits of 26 stone gentlemen belonging to biker gangs & also I masterbate over the blurbs wrote on the inner sleaves of Beatrix Potter stories
Many children under the age of 12, not picky on shoe size, Margaret Thatcher, that Doug guy from the U-tube video, superman, one of those little dwarve people, that sexy black dude from the halifax adverts & a thirty seven year old panel beater from oxford by the name of Cecil.
Repeatedly smashing a childs head with a claw hammer is a piece of music that has often reduced me to tears of joy... I think the critics and poultry everywhere would agree it is indeed a master piece
my favourite is the Marks & Spencer brand cling film as it is extremely durable, 3 to 5 layers wrapped around my good friend " Feline Domesticus " or the common house cat is usually enough to both subdue & help him / her to stop breathing...
as you can tell or have probably guessed from my profile thus far, I am thouroughly, one hundred percent christian. Alas the baby Jesus thought I should not watch television because it is a sordid, hate ridden filth box as my good friend and lover the right honourable reverand Barry says
The bible & Peter rabbit
Superman, Ian Huntley & Rohans German friends