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About Me

....my life is not interesting....
...but everything youve heard about me is true....
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first and foremost, i am the vomit king/fashion bug... a-ha...
aka: bryan [187]
known to some as.... exxon "karate" valdez or"fuckfuck"...lollmaorofl lykeomgspace!!!
i TOTALLY rewl.
i hope my profile hurts your eyes.
i need a girlfriend. (not really....at all)
i cut hair.
i speak with a forked tongue.
i scream. (better than you)
i kill on impulse alone.
i have some pink hairs.
i am THE gemini.
when i shoot, i shoot to kill.
hello kitty IS black metal.
i cannot be tamed.
i listen to gore/grindcore...and rap.
my life is INTENSE.
i hate women.
i want to become a tattoo artist/piercer.
I GIVE UP.
i am not special
i have better friends than you.
you can rent me with an option to buy.
sometmes i am wrong, but not usually.
i am a total fatass.
i have big plans.
ill break your fucking face.
i choke thirsty bitches.
...BUT i have a cool "space"...
...fuck off...
still want to be my friend...?
all my little girls, everybody kiss my [fake] ass!
there's no place like home...
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My Interests

music
meeting new people
going to clubs
anagrams
tattoos
scars
the revolution
bottled water
tearing shit apart
peoplewatching
philosophy
horror films
books
photographing roadkill
smoke
stars
psychology
destroying things

I'd like to meet:

no one.

i already have difficulty enough in dealing with the stupid fucks i know already.

i HATE nature.

and if you crunk nigga, keep it crunk nigga....

New AIM SN: Gotta Love AIDS

All is Vanity.

my nigga...

Music:

you cant be serious
...DR. DRE
a perfect circle
janes addiction
tool
twodeadsluts onegoodfuck
smashing pumpkins
radiohead
melt banana
elecric six
psychostick
dope
the kidney theives
bush
nirvana
marilyn manson
velvet acid christ
megadeth
mdfmk
old mans child
static x
SAVES THE DAY
queens of the stone age
taking back sunday
godhead
crossbreed
nine inch nails
eric clapton
jackoffjill
the bravery
mudvayne
probot
spineshank
buckethead
gravity kills
system of a down
rage agianst the machine
primus
the haunted
pleistoscene
the blood brothers
kmfdm
the creatures

cold
the nails
deadstar assembly
inmemory
cheap trick
bright eyes
fear factory
the kills
deadstar assembly
the used
monster magnet
zeromancer
cradle of filth
noise therapy
hole
mindless self indulgence
union underground
the superbees
red hot chili peppers
inkkubus sukkubus
zeromancer
my chemical romance
the mars volta
the killers
ludacris
50 cent
missy misdemeanor elliot
g-unit
eminem
busta rhymes
SNOOP DOGG
ice cube
TWISTA
DMX
method man
andre 3000
nelly
nappy roots
petey pablo
lil jon
coolio
black eyed peas
d12
fat joe
P DIDDY and the Bad Boy Family
mike jones
paul wall
intestinal disgorge
schoolyard heroes
moving units
joan jett
rolling stones
bowie
bloc party
ima robot
nancy sinatra
murderdolls
the scorpions
the streets
war
the twenty twos
dick dale
head automatica
angels and airwaves
WESTSIDE CONNECTION
dredg
e40
the faint
tech n9ne
excremetory grindfuckers
kill hannah
the pop culture suicides
afi
anaal nathrakh
morbid angel
pig destroyer
disgorge
mr. bungle
anal cunt
at the drive-in
brotha lynch hung
bring me the horizon
waking the cadaver
bucket full of teeth
macabre
cky
coldcut
cypress hill
dir en grey
darkest hour
dirty sanchez
dramarama
dream theatre
from first to last
gorillaz
heavy heavy low low
thenumbertwelvelookslikeyou
guns n roses
harvey danger
i amghost
iggy pop
infected mushroom
joy drop
lil skrappy
live
mc chris
mighty mighty bosstones
columbine
mortician
muse
NWA
no doubt
paul wall
peaches
the pixies
presidents of the united states
public enemy
queen
rem
santana
she wants revenge
shiny toy guns
silverchair
siouxie
straylight run
the strokes
sublime
three6mafia
terrorizer
dj tomcraft
turbonegro
union underground
velvet acid christ
velvet revolver
veruca salt
videodrone
weezer
audioslave
xtc
warren g
xzibit
yin yang twins
the nails
yeah yeah yeahs
zao
zion I
zz top

Movies:

the texas chainsaw massacre
and anything else with a lot of death and gore...

Television:

hmm...

Books:

yeah, i can read.

Heroes:

jesus

-and-

more to come...

My Blog

long-necks DO NOT play with three-horns...

i hate people. i hate people on drugs. i hate people who pretend to be something that they arent, just to get in good with me. but i love my friends. thats all i need. oh yeah... and i HATE thi...
Posted by Das P!nk Snapper [187] on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 03:10:00 PST

The West Side = Homicide

time for bryan to get his 187 on. im over the "909". time for me to move to hollywood, i think. my ipod is almost full. that day will be a sad one. i dont really know what else to say, and ill probabl...
Posted by Das P!nk Snapper [187] on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 08:40:00 PST

gf application

girlfriend application Basic Full name: Age:Location:Height:Hair color:Eye color: Short or long hair?Piercings/tattoos? Do you drink/smoke/do drugs? Do you play an instrument? What kind of music do ...
Posted by Das P!nk Snapper [187] on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 06:09:00 PST

in other news...

50 pumpkins SMASHED last night. courtesy of me, angela, and allen adaunt. my halloween started off terrible, but it got a lot better as the night went on. three hours of destruction!!!!! we must ...
Posted by Das P!nk Snapper [187] on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 12:30:00 PST

I <3 H I V

&nbs...
Posted by Das P!nk Snapper [187] on Fri, 28 Oct 2005 03:30:00 PST

wtf, is that hot pink lip gloss?!

so last night was cool. new pictures. seems like i get new ones every day now. oh wait, ive been chillin with mattie mattel. that would probably be why. things have gotten worse and worse as far as me...
Posted by Das P!nk Snapper [187] on Thu, 29 Sep 2005 05:43:00 PST

die.

Let me take this awkward sawAnd run it against your thighsCut some flesh awayI'll carry this piece of you with meBecause all I can say tonightis that I hate youBut it would be all rightIf we could see...
Posted by Das P!nk Snapper [187] on Fri, 19 Aug 2005 08:30:00 PST

part 2

Late night, brakes lock, hear the tires squealRed light, can't stop so I spin the wheelMy world goes black before I feel an angel lift me upAnd I open bloodshot eyes into fluorescent whiteThey flip th...
Posted by Das P!nk Snapper [187] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i lust for black metal

all yall bitches dont know nuthin about nuthin all yall muthafuckaz be trippin on some REAL shit fuck cock slut twat cunt fuckfuckfuckfuck asshole fuck IM GOING TO PUT YOUR CHILDREN IN A...
Posted by Das P!nk Snapper [187] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Mindless Self Indulgence

was spectacular, aside from the whole sweaty armpit smell...im sick of scene kids.FUCK YOU ALL.go die.please.i beg you.and i never ask for anything....ever...just do it...for me?rot in hell,~ mister "...
Posted by Das P!nk Snapper [187] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST