Well, I currently live in Dallas and have been complenplating.. well more than contemplating moving to Orange County. I don't know where yet... Laguna, Newport, Huntington, etc... anywaysAnyone want to show me around while I'm there a little bit? Show me the night life? :)I'm unmistakenly, unbelievably and understandably mis-understood and outstandingly and unimagineably appreciated by those who know me. Sometimes, I'm irrevocably and unconsciously a little out-there and obnoxiously adorable...so I've been told. I am: Outgoing, Random, Fun, Motivated, Sometimes Dorky, Energetic, Spontaneous yet not combustable, Insomniac, Naughty & Nice, Semi-Crazy, Positive and positively flirty. I love to travel, go out and do anything and everything possible to enjoy every second of every day. Hard worker and I guess I'll throw out the "Work Hard, Play Hard" line! :) Very affectionate, sexual person and very loyal when committed. I like to make others laugh. Very ADHD... no, I swear I was listening to you, but I was looking around at everything else too! I'm real nice and laid back until you piss me off, lie to me and then I'm a demon. Just be good and so will I! I have a bunch of crazy pairs of pants. I hate being lied to, fake people, doing laundry, asaparagus, guacamole, socks with holes, peanut butter without the jelly, sand storms, gloomy weather, british accents, lazy people, terrorists, termites, diseases, plagues, spinach dip, cauliflower, gold diggers, high maintenance girls and BEING STOOD UP (just had it done for the first time... pissed!).
Random conversations, thoughts, ideas, brainstorms. I think I come up with at least 5 GREAT inventions every day. 4 of them are stupid though... ok, fine all 5 are stupid, but at least I'm trying! I love to go out and party and have fun. Not very photogenic and hate seeing myself in pictures, but love getting in as many as possible! haha... you'll see many on 12inchpimps.com I'm sure. they seem to be following me around or something.. maybe not. Single, dating, having fun - a lot of girls can't handle my personality though.. a little off the chart sometimes, but I do try to be calm and relax myself though. Just a little hyper. If I've met you before and I don't remember your name, give me a break, bad memory or something... (the something would = alcohol I'm sure!). I keep saying, 'Hi I'm Mike' and keep hearing 'I know... I've met you like 6 times already'. haha. If you say that and make me feel bad, I'm most likely remember better!
I can do great accent impersonations! Irish, Indian, Australian, Mexican, South African & Venezuelen!
very adventurous, if you walk up to me and say 'I want to take a vacation or a trip somewhere' you better have your credit card ready to book, don't mess around! I am a vacation junkie! also looking for good travel partners. Love the beach and great sunsets (The most AMAZING I've seen is in Ibiza, Spain - just got back on august 12th, 2005). Partied for 7 days straight, got off the plane and kept going here in dallas! fun fun fun. anyways, love to meet new people. never sure what to really say on here though to initiate, how about 'cool profile! whatcha doin this weekend?' sorry, ok - I know I need help on that one! oh shit. ok, that's enough! Favorite Movie Quote ever (in case you were curious!), from Serendipity, "In ancient Greece, when a person died... They asked only one question. Did he have passion?"
Did I mention, I love the BEACH and getting kisses (lips, cheeks, neck or ears will work fine for starters)??!?! Ok... well if you want to know more about me, just ask. I can't even remember a word of what I just typed! My friend Erika refers to me as "neat". She is also a pirate hooker. hmmmm.... Hey! Who is Jimmy Z?
