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keAh

KERFUFFLE!

About Me

I don't want to fill this box with random drivel no one will read anyway.

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My Interests

Completely unique: Meeting people, sitting somewhere drinking a beer playing cards listening to music. Waiting for better days to come.
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I'd like to meet:

Pretty much anybody, as long as they fulfill a couple of requirements:
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Most important: you should be able to take a joke or five.

It would be great if your replies to those jokes were wittier than "you're being an ass" or the like.

Don't flood me with new creative ways of spelling "hawt" and "kewl" and all of those stupid abbreviations like "OMG" and "lolz" .

If you send me a friends request, send me a message, too. I don't feel like clicking through random peoples' pages to find out what we have in common and why I should add you.

Please, put those crappy chain mails in the trash. I killed a little puppy dog, I won't have sex for the rest of my life and some little kid in Pakistan won't ever get a new liver cause I NEVER FORWARD THOSE!

So, yeah... that sounds I don't want to meet anyone. Prove me wrong.

Music:

Alphabetical order:

4 Lyn / A Dozen Furies / A Wilhelm Scream / As I Lay Dying / Beatsteaks / Biffy Clyro / Billy Talent / Dave Brubeck / Catch 22 / Cherry Poppin' Daddies / Chiodos / Clueso / Caliban / Deftones / Drowning Pool / Eins Zwo / Filter / Fort Minor / The Fullblast / George & Ira Gershwin / He Is Legend / Hot Water Music / Inspection 12 / Killswitch Engage / Lagwagon / Last Picked / Mad Caddies / Madsen / Metallica / Millencolin / The Mighty Mighty Bosstones / Molotov / Muse / NOFX / PMX / Portishead / Pulley / Rancid / Tucker Robinson / Ska-P / Snuff / Static X / System Of A Down / The Slackers / The Streets / Ten Foot Pole / Tenacious D / Farin Urlaub / Weezer

Okay, Ben, you happy now? It's not all of what I like but it's the recent stuff.

"Yes please!" would have sufficed for an answer, don't you think?
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Movies:



And others I guess...
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Television:

Televsion? No, I don't like advertising marathons. I don't need slicers, hair driers or comfortable cushions that will make me lose weight. And no, I don't want to order a ringtone for my cellphone. And yeah, I'm not interested in seeing how bands are made, nor do I wish to see real life or survivors of any kind.
If you're lucky you'll find a movie on TV. Or a good documentary. But I don't watch TV at 3 in the morning too often...
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My Blog

Geography

Geography of women:     * At the age of 18 to 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia. It is halfway  discovered, wild and of natural beauty with a lot of bushes around the fertile delt...
Posted by keAh on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 11:14:00 PST

You bored?

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Posted by keAh on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 11:57:00 PST

Why did the condom cross the street?

It got pissed off.
Posted by keAh on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 05:46:00 PST

What is the square root of 69?

Ate something.
Posted by keAh on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 11:19:00 PST