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CAPTAIN PONCHO GATO

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About Me



I am the most feared cat captain in all the sea's. Just saying my name strikes fear into the heart of all my enemies. I'm originally from Russia, where I was first caught trading cat nip with the spaniards. I was sentenced to be hung but managed to escape by sneaking aboard a ship headed to the spanish islands. once aboard, I persuaded the entire crew into a mutiny and threw the captain over board. I assumed role as captain for many years. I raided many ships and towns making a name for myself, pathed in blood shed; I am wanted in 5 countries including Iraq. I decided to lay low for a while and settled in on a few humans to keep me safe. Now I live a life of leisure and relaxation. I know some day I will return to the sea, but for now this is my only option.

My Interests


*Fucking shit up
*Attacking my tail
*Playing in dad's shoes
*Trying on sweaters
*Takeing bath's
*Attacking the T.V.
*Helping out

I'd like to meet:


This Kitty Wench

Kitty Tony Danza.........SO I CAN KILL HIM!!!

Music:

~Kittie
~The pussycat doll's
~♥Stray Cat's
~Nashville pussy
~Cat Stevens
~Cat Power

Movies:

~Josie and the pussycat's
~Cat's (The musical)
~Garfield the movie
~♥Faster Pussycat KILL KILL
~Aristocats

Television:

~♥Animal planet!
~Garfield
~Josie and the pussycats (I ♥ sebastian)

Books:

to kill a mockingbird

Heroes:

That darn cat