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Shara

"I like to be wrapped in deli meat."

About Me

I sold my television for a bottle of Gin. Don’t talk to me about the latest commercial you watched or who your favorite American Idol jack-ass is. Don’t tell me you could never go with out a T.V. You are shallow, lack creative ability and personality if you truly believe that. I’ve had over 20 addresses and still looking for one to hold my attention. Somebody better get my ass back to an island because if I have to deal with American brain washed pre-fab culture much longer I will be forced to become reclusive or I will have to purchase ammunition. The only one who really understands me is my 8 year old daughter and she thinks I’m “the weirdest weirdo times infinity”. I’m happiest surrounded by ocean or surrounded by forest. I like real people who can go groove to any tune anytime. I’m disappointed that the ones I respect and love the most have MySpace accounts. I guess we all get sucked in one way or another.

My Interests

Scuba diving, alien abduction

I'd like to meet:

Long lost family

Music:

Today my favorite to dance and sway to are: Richard Swift, Clap Your Hands and Say Yeah!, Andrew Bird, The Arcade Fire, Ryan Adams, Frank Sinatra, Tom Waits, Elliot Smith, Ani Difranco, Hot Tuna...{{{O}}} Tomorrow may include: Polyphonic Spree, The Magnetic Fields, Cake, John Prine, Johnny Cash, Lyle Lovett, Rufus Wainwright, G. Love, Bela Fleck, Radio Head, Melissa Ferrick, Lucinda Williams, Electrolane.~~~And Oh so much more~~~

Movies:

Anything written and/or directed by Wes Anderson, the Coen brothers, Kevin Smith and Michael Moore. My Life Without Me, The Princess Bride.

Television:

What's that?

Books:

The Sex Lives of Cannibles, anything by Tom Robbins

Heroes:

David Sedaris, WonderWoman, Teeny Little Super Guy, Smurfette

My Blog

dry rot

Why am I not under the sea with all my friends?It just makes me wanna.....I just feel like....well, if you know then I don't have to explain. And If you don't know then there's no point.Peace...
Posted by Shara on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 02:03:00 PST

chchchchchanges

"Can you feel the moon tugging at the fluids in your body? Usually, you can't. Are you aware of how large-scale cultural influences affect your day-to-day rhythms? Again, that's typically beyond your ...
Posted by Shara on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 08:56:00 PST

dreamy wonderment

OK, most know that I don't do the whole cake or pie thing. I hardly take a liking to the frosting anymore. It's just not my thing.But whoever decided to whip together cream cheese and eggs and sour ...
Posted by Shara on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 06:20:00 PST

Yes Yes, I am cleaning the house...

Inquiring minds have asked, "What have you been listening to this summer?" The response is, "well...um...this and that and um...well...you know..." I must say I'm quite proud of myself for the fast re...
Posted by Shara on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 11:42:00 PST

Touring America like it was Europe

A list of accomplishments since I've been home:Crapped in my very own toilet. Both toilets just to give equal attention.Slept in my very own bedSlept on my very own couchVisited the local watering ho...
Posted by Shara on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 11:11:00 PST

Pacific friends:

I need a Chuukese skirt connection. Mine are faded and worn and stained and the elastic in the waist is beyond knotting anymore. I don't need anything fancy; fairly simple will do just fine. Let me ...
Posted by Shara on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 09:18:00 PST

Onward

This week Mr. Brenzy leads me to ponder: "How should we visualize the phase you're in? Are you coming back home after a harrowing journey to the abyss? Or are you about to launch a quest straight int...
Posted by Shara on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 12:42:00 PST

Must have coffee

All right kiddie winkies here are the latest insights:Tents hold up better in a storm if they are initially set up properly. Missouri has the nicest rest areas thus far. Montana- not so much. ...
Posted by Shara on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 09:10:00 PST

Free from your head trips

Free will is what it's all about!"A unique variety of freedom will be yours to enjoy in the coming week. You'll be free to be aimless and clueless; you'll be under no pressure to be focused and smart....
Posted by Shara on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 11:16:00 PST

Taking the little car for a ride...

This week Mr. Brezsny tells me:How well are you capitalizing on this year's unique opportunities, Leo? Now that we're almost halfway through 2007, let's take an inventory. I'm hoping that six months f...
Posted by Shara on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 04:55:00 PST