Random thoughts.......
I am obsessed with papayas and sour patch kids. I love coffee that doesn't come in green and white cups. Sarcasm is the best attribute a person can have. Dave Chappelle is a comedic genious. Crash is quite possibly the best movie ever. I love hats. Especially girls that can pull off hats. Trust me not every girl can. Eyes are the sexiest feature on a women. And good shoes. If I could have dinner with 5 people it would be; Malcolm X, Gandhi, Martin Luther King, Bob Marley and Nelson Mandela. Maybe thats a lil too deep of a conversation, let's throw in Dave Chappelle just to lighten the mood a lil. But if I was just trying to get laid it would be; Salma Hayek, Eva Mendes, Aishwarya Rai, Haifa Wehbe and Kim Kardashian. As soon as Salma Hayek meets me, she will be unable to pass on my undeniable charm and good looks and will therefore fall hopelessly in love with me. And we'll get married. Count on it. Green is my favorite color, but most of my clothes are blue. Diet Dr. Pepper destroys all other diet sodas. If I could be any animal I would be a monkey. Why? Because they're funny. And they throw feces. I would love to pack up and move to the Carribean and just be a bartender on the beach. How awesome would that be? I want to go to Brazil, Italy and Jamaica. Yeah mainly because all 3 places have gorgeous women. If you havent read What is the What you should. I have been accused of having OCD, but Im just neat and organized. Seriously people you should try it. And for the record; ninjas are so much more awesome than pirates.
