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*MALF*

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About Me

MUSIC AFFECTS THE PLEASURE CENTER OF THE BRAIN-THE SAME AREA ACTIVATED WHEN YOU HAVE AN ORGASM! I KNEW THERE WAS A REASON WHY IM SO ADDICTED TO UR BEATZ!!! I'M SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LUCKY!!!!IM.aspx?friendid=1648206"Ive been told that I can be too much! I have a really strong personality..if you think you can handle it..go ahead..get ur read on********************************** Well, where to begin...I’m 31 born and raised in Stuckton (Stockton) Ca. Justincase your confused like everyone else..i’m Filipino and Spanish. But a straight COCONUT! So NO I don’t speak it or eat it haha Never really acquired the taste for Filipino food. I do make some mean Adobo though, that’s about as close to my heritage as I get. My 2 kids are Filipino if that brings me any closer hehe I have a 10 year old and a 15 year old that both keep me in check. Without them…watch out! They keep me pretty grounded or else I would probable float into oblivion. Even though im a savage I do know my limits. I guess you have to when your addicted to fun! I luv life and everything it has to offer. Life is too short not to experience EVERYTHING! I’m a scorpio so I can’t help but want to suck the life out of everything that comes through my path. I’m also a lefty so I’m very creative, artsy, and quite the character. As much as I try to be normal…my destiny is written in the stars otherwise. I have a mole on the bottom of each foot..which translates to: always on the go, a person that cannot sit still=ME! Just another confirmation of my written destiny. Ive always been told that my name…which is the name on my second birth certificate haha (yes I have 2) sounds like a name with purpose..like a celebrity name or a name with a lot of power. I know I was put here to do big thangs and make my mark. Shine bright like the stars that have put me here. I have been through a lot in my 31 years of life..I can probably write a book. So I know I deserve much more than what I have been handed thus far. But I know its up to me to make it happen…and 2008 is that year! Enough about that… When I’m not letting the crazies out..I LUV to cook “Get out of my kitchen”! I sew YES I make my own costumes and I’ll make yours ? I just took up painting..I want to get all those characters in my head out on canvas. I LUV to dance…don’t worry about me..I can keep myself entertained for HOURS! and I am INFATUATED with MUSIC!!! More like an ADDICTION!!! I’m a Sucker for a good track =) (gets me into trouble: a good set + 2 apple martinis + whatever your drink is + half + Champagne= HOLY MOLLIES) I prob shouldn’t be giving out that recipe…shame shame..okay back to more of ME… I see some turntables and a mixer in my near future..haha I already got my DJ name figured out! I have a love affair with shoes…I cant afford Jimmy Choos or Manolo’s right now..so I’ll settle for my Jessica Simpsons until my name makes me Millions! My purse collection is just as bad..i can proudly say that I do have a couple of Louis and Burberry’s , a Marc, a couple Tokidoki’s and Harijuku’s in that collection..just to name a few haha My closet looks like it exploded…I just added 2 fabulous Tutu’s to it! I cant wait to rock em at a Party near you like I did on NYE in Tahoe wooooohoooo…good times good times. I luv to text..ive been told that imma mastertexter haha Imma Texter a Dirty Texter you can always find me in Texas..cant help it that im a dirty Texan wink wink. My favorite food is Japanese then I would have to say Mexican…the good kind of Mexican though..none of that Mexicant shit. My favorite color is Pink actually Hot Pink! I have a Lingerie fetish..I could totally spend an entire paycheck on Lingerie EASY without even blinking. I eat sleep and $#!& Lingerie YEA! Why sleep naked..when you can sleep in LINGERIE wheres the fun in that??? Those are some of my LOVIES…I cant tell you everything..i have to leave some things to the imagination =) I'll just warn you now....I can be ADDICTING (wink wink)******************************************************* ** Eminem feat. Nate Dog-Shake That
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Add to My Profile | More VideosMy dislikes: Mean people! People sippin on to much of that HATERADE! I’m one of the nicest, giving, most honest, genuine people that you could meet…EVER ? Try me……… Oh yeah...and Heights!

My Interests



Spontaneousism...is that even a word? Oh yeah, Sunday Mornings, ReD BuLL, clubbin and more clubbin.....ummm....I'm with the DJ??? My Rabbit (wink/wink) SAN FRANCISCO BABY!!!!! MY SECOND HOME, wish I could afford for it to be my first home....one day...soon...very soon, ViTaMiNs, Orange juice, EPHEDRA :) , Grey Goose.......not exactly in that order, but doesn't sound bad... hmmmm. NO PANTY Mondays ;P, Sitting in the sun, first KiSsEs, Dancing for hours on END, Purple Cush...ha ha , Long Naps, Feeling all WaRm n FuZzY, walking through the colongne section, my oral fixation :D, PUMPKIN PANCAKES......Carolyn do u feel meh..yummy! Saying YUMMY during SEX...he he, being able to eat CARBS on my cheatin days, STARBUCKS, Long drives (im always the fuckin driver), Cocktails with my Girlfriends, Drivin everyone crazee and givin them stomach aches....sister u know what i'm talkin about, ALMOST leavin with the DJ...ha ha that one was CLASSIC...ha ha, Findin the AFTERPARTY....oh wait thats me, Fakin on the people that Fake on me, Sayin NO, Sayin YES, Me and my sister hanging on eachother.....wherever we go, getting my difficult haircolor RIGHT....I have my pic sister...ha ha, Being NOT stuck up, Being in CONTROL, Finding that perfect gift....and sending it to that special person unexpected, Juicy Couture, EATING SUGAR FROSTING UNTIL I GET A HEADACHE...YUMM, Sexy Heels and a short skirt, MY FAKE BOOBS :) ha ha and MY SISTERS FAKE BOOBS...u know u like em too, Making new friends that will last a lifetime, REVENGE, Hurting the person that hurt u first (ur loss), GAY men...I luv em, Mens shoulders...I don't know what it is....but i luv to press my face against their shoulders...yummmm, French kissin my best friend at the club...that was great, BEIN the DJ GROUPIE!!!! YEAH BABY!!!, Vegas, Florida, New Orleans, Hearing ur phone ring and it's the person that u want it to b on the other end, Finally meeting someone and they are exactly what u had expected, Being glad that u actually went and didn't LAGG, MY UGGS...can't live without em...they're my after the club SAVIOR, Finding that EXPECTED or UNEXPECTED picture on the NET, Finally finding a meal replacement bar that u actually like, squishing soft gummy bears in between my teeth, enjoying a GOOD pain, the LITTLE RED LIGHT.....Holly and Carolyn u know what i'm talkin about...ha ha, Being ON TOP wearing the LITTLE RED LIGHT, Stealing MUSIC off the INTERNET...he he, being able to put a face with the voice, opening the door and whats on the other side is fuckin HILLARIOUS.....sis u know what i'm talkin about, RED BALLS! Losing ur room key in the revolving door while ur drunk in VEGAS...CLASSIC, LIP INJECTION.....thanks NINA :), LOng HUGS, HOT baths...especially if ur not alone, Candles...lots and lots of Candles, My LIGHTED DISCO ball in my room....come over and tweek with me, SLEEPOVERS and SLUMBER PARTIES, Laughing until I FALL over, my WEB CAM, falling asleep to my JOHN MAYER DVD, my NOSE DICK (just ask), Dancing in the car, My bed....I have a LOVE AFFAIR with my bed, Flashing people, making people laugh, putting a SMILE on UR face, Dancing to house music, Vicadin, Pissin CLIFF off..haha u like that huh CLIFF, making JON worry, PISSIN off UR girl, ANESTHESIA...is that bad or just wierd??? Tanning until my BUTT is on fire...I get out and it looks like a damn tomato, BEING HAPPY.....DRAMA AND STRESS FREE!!!!!!Never being on time, my bright ideas, costumes and props, sunbathing in Rick’s window, the Billboard outside of Rick’s window, my Angels, our adventures, the “SHOW in TOWN” at the Wholefoods Market, our yellow sign, rocking out in Thanh’s Car, Ruby Skye in my pajamas, Spontaneous Friday nights with my girls, Fly Bye Friday’s in Vegas, The Red Rom Pole, Red room stories, my wings, elbow macaroni…elbows up!, kitty…purrr..purr, my juicy socks, mirror mirror on the all, going on vacation…allen you know what im talking about, being a brat, being difficult, sharing, not sharing, juicy hoodies, Im so lucky lucky so lucky lucky im so lovely lovely im so lovely lovely, All I want is all I neeeeed, not sweatin the small stuff, being independent, making my OWN money…..I can take care of myself, my 4 year plan…I’m comin Rocky haha, Rockin out on Thursday’s with my girls, never having to wait in line, my gummy bear vitamins, smelling good, looooooooong weekends, nice lazy days in the park, the Bears blanket, my pink pillow and Sarah blanket, snaggin the Papasan chair in the garage haha, popcorn and cheese….please Kevin, B-12, Friday Nights dates with my weekday boyfriends…u know who u are, my money tree, vanilla and the pirate apron, The infamous blush n brush, AIM ?, Shopping with Rocky…we are so spoiled, Loud Guilty Pleasures and the sunroof open, JT JT JT I STILL can’t get enough, Pineapple Juice please…that’s all, the Fun Bag, Juicy socks, My Chanel’s Thank You E-Bay, Finding long lost music, Hip Hop nights at the treehouse, the ruffly bra and the arm thing…still on my quest to find em Sarah, making my own costumes, Being drama free, not being jealous….its a waist of time and energy, I will be just fine, Dessert, being on the same page, Juicy Holes, surprises…what r those again, finding the PERFECT gift, Finally going on a trip with NO fighting, no worries, being happy, Flowers in my hair, dancing dancing and more dancing, finally getting there, being a lefty, buy now think about it later, taking over, control, kisses on my forehead, finally doing something right for you for a change, being appreciated, knowing my worth, choosing my battles, learning from my mistakes, deserving it, my heating blanket, spending time with my boys..seeing them smile and them making me laugh until I cry, being stubborn, knowing what makes me feel good, what doesn’t kill me only makes me stronger, knowing what I want, saying NO, Garlic Bros lunch dates, catching up with old friends, being pampered, taking naps when I feel like it, feeling content, accomplishing goals so I can set new ones, making the right decision, not having enemies, keeping friendships, getting past it, not being pressured….I do what I want, I am who I am, finding something new about you, making new friends that you can keep forever, checking everything off the list, pink luggage, jogphers and heels, going to bed early on the weekdays, sleeping in on the weekends, spontaneous trips, doing nothing, driving all the way to Milpitas just to get my toes done, Ultra Hair, the things I cant live without, being thoughtful, surprising you, movies in the park, being thought of, not having a schedule, not being timed, taking as long as I want, hearts, stars, being girly, adding to the rolodex, making a funny and being rewarded for it, participating, contributing, finally doing what I said I would do, finding out what works, I can go on and on and on…………….The 3 T's Tu Tus in Tahoe, my Sure do Get alot of Play Moccasins, Text Wars..im up by +100000+10000 points as of today ALLEN haha, Gettin into trouble, finding trouble, Panties in ur pocket nights, Wearin my tops as dresses, Jewelry bustin out of the seams, Thinkin that it lost its skin..haw Sarah, my tusty Microphones the Jack Party hat one, the Birthday tickle ur fancy one and of course..duh..the bounce between my legs..will give you action..Hello Drama..MAMA MIC, cup chicks...thanks a lot Merv, Hot Pink Rockin it on the side of the mountain Fur trapper hats, the twinkle lights on my bed, Mood Adjustment Smirnoff, Morning warm cup of Baily's, Night time warm cup of Baily's, Good Night Kisses, Good Night Hugs, Dark Chocolate haha *Chocolate Rain*, being sent away by Thanh, My Janitor Allen, Being retarded with Sarah soundin like mice, Earmuffs, Grover, My "Gettin into Trouble" Apple Bottoms Bag..thanks DRE, MY best Birthday Gift ever CD..thnx Snuggle Bunny, My Jessica Simpson Gun Metal, Air Guitars with Straps...waitin to rock em out at a concert near you..contact for bookings haha, my *PINK* camera OMG my *Pink* camera..thnx Rocky and Sarah i like it so much i sleep with it, my BELLS..thank you ANGELS..you guys are always with me, My Melody, my Bling Rings, the chomper, Brushing my teeth with Gina, Care Bears "ypu are my sunshine" "my only sunshine" "you make me happy" Rocky and Sarah..you know what im talking about, Wheel of Fortune and Kitty..DANGEROUS, Apple Martinis..even more DANGEROUS, Silly String Drills, Blue Bouncy balls..come bounce with me, Hulla Hoop Competitions wearing Tu Tus in 20 degree weather, my stories, oooooh i cant forget..and you wont either..the disco ballparty under my dress LOL, faceplants OMG the faceplants, my D~A~S~H, my #1 fan, Road trips and Cryin on the way, Christmas Classics..com on..u know what im talkin about..if ya dont..YU SUCK!, Being your *Friend* first =), my luggage, OOOOOH the bestest ever gummy bears you can only find @ _ _ _ in Milpitas haha wouldnt u like to know..NO, ALOE WATER..dont be scurred, 3+1 Coffee damn AsIaN, Booty Shorts, 4AM 14 times pleez, the Sheet and "the best hole ever" CD a ride like NO OTHER..OUT OF THIS WORLD, Fluffin the party..ask, Bye Bye Boo Boos, MY Ella Ella Ella eh eh eh, Snow Globes, my car charger...thnx Rank1, nicknaming you...it means ya familia if you get one of my notorious nicknames, CIRCUS ANIMAL COOKIES OMG 'O' in a bag....

I'd like to meet:

SOMEONE THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH ME ON THE DANCEFLOOR AND IN THE BED. I'M A SAVAGE WHEN IT COMES TO BOTH! dj ironik - so nice
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Add to My Profile | More Videos Ohhhh...and Rob N Big! I cannot get enough of them and that damn mini horse..i wanna stick my Tu Tu on haha they are Sweet Jesus on a bicycle with training wheels HILLARIOUS!

Music:

FIRST & FOREMOST... my two luvs...JOHN MAYER and BRIAN MCKNIGHT..now that we got that out of the way....House, Trance, Hip Hop, Alternative, Rock, progressive HOUSE, Electro, break beats, MASH UPS BOYEEE,Freestyle, all 80's and 90's music I LOVE XM...thanks KEV for my presets! *Bad Boy Bill*Radiohead* *DJ RICH ERA* *Tiesto *DJ Dan *Christopher Lawrence *Andain* *Richard Humpty Vision *DJ Bam Bam *Blank & Jones *Donald Glaude* *Paul Oakenfold*Jose Melendez^Skribble*Rich Era**Rock-it Scientist *DJ Dimitris

*CyberJoe* MJ Gamez *DJ Seven *Trevor Simpson *DJ Bali*DJ Dan*Cyberjoe* *Carl Cox*Pat Allen*JT*Steve Smooth*Alex Peace*Mixin Mark*DJ Miss Joy*Kaskade*Deep Dish*Milky* DJ AM* just to name a few, My IVAN in Singapore..His trax are FIRE! Bobby Sanchez

Movies:

Anything as long as it's not scary. I'm a big baby......For some reason I'm addicted to Bad Boys II right now, I've watched it like every other day for the past 2 months. One day I watched it 3 times. 10/11/04 Okay the new one I can't stop watchin is Run Down...I think it has to do with The Rock kickin major ass!!!!!! 11/14/04 New addiction.....The Transporter...must be the thought of the BPDD. I can't stop watchin the TIESTO in CONCERT DVD I've watched it everyday since i got it.....thanks ARMIN..lol 03/03/05 OK...now its the NEW Tiesto 2 in concert! I am ridiculously ADDICTED....come over and watch :) Now...Fifth Element luv it! Girls Just wanna Have Fun, Lost Boys, I LUV TrAnSfOrMeRs!!! XXX one of my all time favs..seen it a bazillion times, Breakin I and Breakin II, and Crush Groove to name a few

Television:

HGTV, Style, MTV, MTV 2, VHI, Food Network, E, Animal Planet, Discovery Channel, Oxygen, Cartoon Network, Rob n Big, Run's House, Foster's, King of Queens, Sex In the City (all time favorite)LA ink

Books:

He's just not that into you

Heroes:



My 2 boys....they have more courage than I will ever have. They are the 2 luvs of my life. I am truely blessed. And my Daddy...may he R.I.P.

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Posted by *MALF* on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST