Im a really cultured, sophisticated and respectful person in most of the cases. I could be the statue of romanticism. And I'm a really brave guy, Im not afraid of anything. Maybe a littlebit of bees and of that i'll kick barefooted in the heel of a bed by accident. Oh, and I'm fuckin handsome.
Sometimes I like to have fights (especially with girls or dead drunk people). I hate fucked up shitty trash and gore movies (www.harvester.uw.hu), hot food and tight asses. And I hate loud music, beer and bitches too.
I think, Im the most talented person in the universe. I was a perfect office clerk for more than a year. Than they realized that I'm too precious for this job, so I get fired. After that I worked in an underground music store called Chaos Underground (www.kaoszunderground.hu), what is the best place on planet earth (besides a newly shaved, wet and warm pussy). Once I was the head of the "technical crew" in a sports arena. Our challenge was to clean it up after a football match. We cant. After that I was a "kitchen-helper" in the Sziget Festival, what means that I collected shit and trash from 6 in the mornin till 6 or 8 in the afternoon. Im really proud of this last two jobs.
I rent a flat without bathroom. But you dont have to be scared, we got a bathtub in our kitchen. For real. I just tooked a shover 5 minutes ago, and I realized that finally I've got a beer belly. Its the product of 10 yers of demanding work so I'm proud of it.
Im a famous radio dj (www.fuzioradio.hu), and an even more famous and unimaginably rich rockstar. I'm the professional singer of a hardcore superstar band called Septic (www.myspace.com/septichardcore ; www.septic.hu), and the hickest drunkenmaster goremetal shitcan called Redneck Zömbies, influenced by cheap wine, Motörhead and Lucio Fulci (check out my blog for our piece of poetry).
I just moved to Vienna a couple of days ago, and I get really fuckin mad about the sucker who invited that speaking the language of a country is good for you if you..re lookin for a job there. So give me a job! If you dont want, than give me only the money and keep the job. Thanks.
