father.. wireless guru.. faithful friend.. failed husband.. punk rocker.. egomaniac.. born loser.. bullshitter supreme.. winner in life.. tragic figure.. American.. world citizen.. open minded.. jaded.. set in my ways.. a living contradiction.. I am the Yin and the fucking Yang all wrapped into one...in other words: I AM A HUMAN BEING...How did I get here? Lets see...this story starts in 1968 in Northern California's Central Valley. I had a pretty normal middle class upbringing. I was a bit of a social outcast through school. I discovered hardcore punk in 1981 and found my niche...It was okay to be different. I drove dirt track midget racecars, and ran hurdles (track) through high school and 2 years of college. Started in the wireless industry in 1986. Left NoCal for Orange County (SoCal) in 1990. I had a blast, went crazy and partied like a rock star. Figured I needed to slow down a bit and got married in 1994. Had my first child in 1997. Thought that the home prices, traffic, smog, and overall situation for raising a family was gonna be better in the south so I moved to Louisiana in 1998. I had 2 more children with the wife and bought a house. Lived like content married guy. Wife went wild (her mid-life crisis), marriage dissolved..got divorced in 2005. I went a little crazy again, did some traveling, met and fell for a much younger woman (my mid-life crisis). We shacked up and had a beautiful baby (#4). I am now single again but I am gonna take my time and just live my life for a bit at a litlle slower pace. I have experienced some amazing things in this life and met some incredible folks in my 38 years. I have many stories to tell. Ask me about them sometime.
Things that make me happy: playing with my kids, curling up on the couch with the right woman, being in the company of good people, good conversation with said good people, listening to music both recorded and live(especially old school punk rawk), preparing and eating ethnic cuisine (especially Mexican, Japanese, Vietnamese, Thai and Korean), drinking varietal wines and microbrew and import beers, being an irritant to fucked-up people, being a friend to extraordinary people, playing and watching sports, open-minded folks, cleaning my ears with q-tips(aaaahhh!!!), people watching, playing music (albeit very badly), sex with the right woman and contemplating the irony of life on this planet.
An incomplete list of things that bum me out: closed-minded assholes, Neo-Con pundits, psycho bitches (somehow I always find them), bigots, mean people, suicidal martyr kids lacking self-accountability, apathy, Wal-Mart, globalization, the errosion of the middle class, whiney little EMO pussies, anyone who emulates or aspires to be like Paris Hilton, big fucking SUVs with little soccer moms behind the wheel, power-drunk politicians, war, famine, disease (I don't have any), intellectual elitists (educated pricks) and the future prospects of life on this planet.
Contrary to the Neo-cons who would tell you otherwise, I LOVE America but hate her arrogance, superiority complex and need to impose our morality and values on the other countries of the planet. We are so caught up in everyone else's shit that we forgot about ourselves. We need to fix it quick or we will all be speaking Chinese in about 60 years....
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