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guerillamilk

i fell asleep beneath the flowers, for a couple of hours, on a beautiful day...daydreamin

About Me


guerilla1 milk2 :: definition
1 gue·ril·la- from Spanish “guerra” for “war,” “guerilla” means literally “petty” or “little war.”Guerrilla warfare is one of the oldest forms of asymmetric warfare.
2 milk- to take full advantage of a profitable situation often without regard to the interests of others.
i don..t consider myself a writer at all, just a pretentious coffee addict who needs justification for her vices. the cigarette smoke looks creative in pictures with me at my vintage typewriter, rotary phone, they..ll call me an artist before they label me a degenerate, and all i have to do is be clever. i am a poser and will someday rule the world!
I’ve always wanted to be a writer, but I’m not naturally inclined to do so. It’s forced. I assume that because I have big ideas, because I tell stories and enjoy catchy cliches that it’s my duty to write to you about them, but it’s not. It’s really just my personal time to be away from the world and inside of myself.

My Interests


I'd like to meet:

My Grandfather & Lena Horne

Music:

SOUL/R&B, JAZZ (for real...wanna quiz me?), HIP HOP (for clarification purposes please keep reading): kool g rap, planet asia, all the old school classics (too many to name), mf doom, nas (the almighty), talib and mos, aceyalone, zion i, del, etc. I've also really been feeling NU-JAZZ. Check out Beady Belle out of Norway...it's hot.

Movies:

The Wraith, Spotless Mind, The Village, Capote...I like atypical movies. My favorite musicals of all time: A Chorus Line, Fame, and Sweet Charity.

Television:

NO THANK YOU

Books:

Alice in Wonderland, Fear and Loathing, Any Jack Kerouac, Tom Robbins, you get it I'm sure...

Heroes:

Real Black Men. The rest of yall need to grow up.

My Blog

My Cartoon Love Vol. 2

i never seem to move quite fast enough. i just stand there and watch them fall. one after the other. anvils falling two, sometimes three at a time. i'm too distant, i'm too needy, i'm too social, i ne...
Posted by guerillamilk on Fri, 30 May 2008 08:06:00 PST

My Cartoon Love

An anvil drops from the sky and hits me on my head&I descend down, down, down through every layer of fiery ironic hell and come out on the other side in China with a huge hole in my head and hot wroug...
Posted by guerillamilk on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 12:31:00 PST

on doing laundry

this past week has piled up into a mountain of unassortable laundry: tuesday's pink tank top, slacks, my new summer dress all balled up in my suitcase. It's all a blur really, but it is remembered by...
Posted by guerillamilk on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 10:14:00 PST

last nights bedtime

so i'm laying in bed listening to "ethiopiques" (a free cd that i got with the purchase of something...i forget what...but it turned to be the perfect mood music and is now a late night staple). ...
Posted by guerillamilk on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 10:09:00 PST

yall still be lookin at my blog?!

mar 22 was the last time i posted. i haven't really had much to say since then. but it's cool that y'all still keep stopping by. someone recently told me that i wasn't funny. and that was all i had so...
Posted by guerillamilk on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 12:58:00 PST

The Phantom of the Blogera: Cliff Notes Version Part I

Guerillamilk was brought up in the MySpace Blogosphere when her famous Blogger father suddenly dies, telling her he will send her an angel of blogs to look after her. She grows up and discovers that s...
Posted by guerillamilk on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 07:18:00 PST

I bought my lunch at the $.99 Store

So this is what you get when you buy a Lunchable at the "Everything $.99" store. A regular cracker, giganormous meat circle, and a sliver of cheese. It's actually quite funny. ...
Posted by guerillamilk on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 09:46:00 PST

why my blogs suck so bad

I found an article about how to write a good blog. Here are the top things it said to be aware of: 1. Stay on topic: Ok,  but what if there is no topic? 2. Be informative: So people are...
Posted by guerillamilk on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 10:56:00 PST

My Cube Smells Like Onions

Yesterday was Sunday. The easiest day of the week. I made a trip to the grocery store, and bought the most potent vegetables on the face of the earth. I put a couple of slices of onion on the turkey s...
Posted by guerillamilk on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 08:10:00 PST

The BlogFather: your friendly neighborhood spiderman?

We all know that we don't exactly have the sharprest government in the drawer. For example, a program was initiated in Tx to attempt to control the weather:20.003. Weather Modification and Control Gra...
Posted by guerillamilk on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 07:42:00 PST