My Cartoon Love Vol. 2 |
i never seem to move quite fast enough. i just stand there and watch them fall. one after the other. anvils falling two, sometimes three at a time. i'm too distant, i'm too needy, i'm too social, i ne... Posted by guerillamilk on Fri, 30 May 2008 08:06:00 PST |
My Cartoon Love |
An anvil drops from the sky and hits me on my head&I descend down, down, down through every layer of fiery ironic hell and come out on the other side in China with a huge hole in my head and hot wroug... Posted by guerillamilk on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 12:31:00 PST |
on doing laundry |
this past week has piled up into a mountain of unassortable laundry: tuesday's pink tank top, slacks, my new summer dress all balled up in my suitcase. It's all a blur really, but it is remembered by... Posted by guerillamilk on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 10:14:00 PST |
last nights bedtime |
so i'm laying in bed listening to "ethiopiques" (a free cd that i got with the purchase of something...i forget what...but it turned to be the perfect mood music and is now a late night staple). ... Posted by guerillamilk on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 10:09:00 PST |
yall still be lookin at my blog?! |
mar 22 was the last time i posted. i haven't really had much to say since then. but it's cool that y'all still keep stopping by. someone recently told me that i wasn't funny. and that was all i had so... Posted by guerillamilk on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 12:58:00 PST |
The Phantom of the Blogera: Cliff Notes Version Part I |
Guerillamilk was brought up in the MySpace Blogosphere when her famous Blogger father suddenly dies, telling her he will send her an angel of blogs to look after her. She grows up and discovers that s... Posted by guerillamilk on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 07:18:00 PST |
I bought my lunch at the $.99 Store |
So this is what you get when you buy a Lunchable at the "Everything $.99" store. A regular cracker, giganormous meat circle, and a sliver of cheese. It's actually quite funny. ... Posted by guerillamilk on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 09:46:00 PST |
why my blogs suck so bad |
I found an article about how to write a good blog. Here are the top things it said to be aware of: 1. Stay on topic: Ok, but what if there is no topic? 2. Be informative: So people are... Posted by guerillamilk on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 10:56:00 PST |
My Cube Smells Like Onions |
Yesterday was Sunday. The easiest day of the week. I made a trip to the grocery store, and bought the most potent vegetables on the face of the earth. I put a couple of slices of onion on the turkey s... Posted by guerillamilk on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 08:10:00 PST |
The BlogFather: your friendly neighborhood spiderman? |
We all know that we don't exactly have the sharprest government in the drawer. For example, a program was initiated in Tx to attempt to control the weather:20.003. Weather Modification and Control Gra... Posted by guerillamilk on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 07:42:00 PST |