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Bret Slater, Dawg

Oh dear, what have I done...

About Me

I would have to say that i'm wonderful. I act important, I am important. I love my mother. I write, I swim, I skydive and one day I hope to be a more famous socialite than Paris Hilton...

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My Interests

I like snowboarding, surfing, looking like a pimp, looking like an idiot. I like fishing, nosepicking, talking to large crowds, making people feel awkward, feeling awkward, standing, sitting, agent provocateur I am currently occupied.

I'd like to meet:

You, God, My Inner Child, Aliens, All of your hot friends

Music:

anything good

Heroes:

Amazar Wuzwer, The Muffin Man