Clay. |
The other day, I was watching "All in the Family". It's an old show. Maybe you remember it. Maybe you don't. The Jeffersons was a spin-off from it. Anyways, Edith was in the grocery store and ran into...
Posted by Bob Malarki on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 02:52:00 PST |
Hot Bliggity Blog. |
Rough sex is great. But you have to remember the safety word. If you say "Stop", I say "Fuck you" and then choke a little harder... It's Jamboree!! J-A-M-B-O-R-E-E.
Posted by Bob Malarki on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 07:23:00 PST |
Sneaky Russians |
Actually, they're not Russians at all. They're the silverbacks at the end of the Strip that sell me dummy rocks. Thats right. Dummy rocks. Ambesol and crushed up Asprin. Oh, sure they let you try the ...
Posted by Bob Malarki on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 09:03:00 PST |
Rob Got Ran Over By An Eighteen-Wheeler. |
Some hot ass slut just came over to Lurchy's house lookin' for my friend Rob (the old roomate whom occupied my room) . I told her he hit an eighteen-wheeler on his bike and died!! I don...
Posted by Bob Malarki on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 06:49:00 PST |
Cummy On My Tummy |
I hopped out of the shower and everybody was gone. I dried off and went into Eddie's room to check out some of my favorite reading material. HUSTLER. Turns out I was'nt the only one home. One of Sara'...
Posted by Bob Malarki on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 07:39:00 PST |
Robin Hookers |
So last weekend, a couple of friends of mine and I fucked some hookers in Tijuana. My friend tried to tell me to take the hookers' money that was laying all over the floor. I couldnt figure out/hear w...
Posted by Bob Malarki on Tue, 20 Sep 2005 06:37:00 PST |
Fuck you Flipper! |
I went to Sea World last weekend. I always thought the dolphins were way cool.You can buy fish to feed them for the low low price of four dollars/fish so I thought "Hey! Lets feed some dolphins". Big ...
Posted by Bob Malarki on Thu, 08 Sep 2005 07:27:00 PST |
Getting Raped at the Double Down |
So I'm hangin at the Double Down and I see this hot chick standing outside and start talkin to her. One thing leads to another and were hooking up. So we head to her car, and did I mention this chick ...
Posted by Bob Malarki on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
