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Count Snackula

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About Me

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My god given name is kristin. I am allergic to sulfer. My bike's name is Merengue. I make stupid faces in photos. I am a little obsessive and a little compulsive, which leads me to useless collections and very clean hands. I own 24 pairs of boots. It makes me uncomfortable when people tell me I am funny but, i love making people laugh. I hang out with alot of dudes. I like to draw ugly people I call PoCals. I am 1/256% Cherokee. People somtimes call me a Nazi sympathist. Sometimes I wish everyone I know was a cartoon character, it would make things alot funnier. I secretly am very good at doing fancy hairdos. I am a cat person. I don't open my mail. I bring stupid "props" everywhere. i have a photographic memory...sorta, i can remember faces and names. i am afraid of falling out of windows. I wish my brothers would hang out with me. sometimes i have fake conversations on my cell phone so no one will talk to me. I am the only 22 year old you know with a curfew. I wish I was born in 1948. I believe that a bear hug can cure virtually anything...maybe not aids but, virtually everything. I cant drink wine or conjac, it makes me vomit. I went to cotillion and I know all of my manners but, sometimes I choose not to use them. I have alot of good ideas, I just cant execute them.

My Interests

+likes+
.tammy pierce is: unlovable. my bicycle. pegacorns. shorts. fur coats. unwashed hair. magic. hypnotism. sitars. record players and tape decks. wizards. paranormal activity. homeless people. pumpkin pie. attempting to do something productive. impressing people. not spending money. bathroom dance parties. buddha machines. anything gold. tofurky. bojangles. leggings. laughing till i cry. text messages. mixed tapes. Nat Shermans. lucky cats. ditching school. british cult tv shows. maracas. mini dresses. super nintendo. designer logo accessories. jumping. germany. riding bikes. cheeseburgers. ultimate cheeseburgers. mad dog 20/20. beardos. boots. 1/2 diet coke and 1/2 diet pepsi. shouting at people. eyeshadow. bruises. eating lamb. catholic art. luggage. distortion. party dresses. breaking glass. 6" heels. falling alseep. pilfering. happy hour. finding other peoples napkin doodles. makers mark bourbon. men in white pants. cursing. estate sales. watching fighters splash blood and sweat when they get hit in the mouth. don vito. old sonny chiba and bruce lee films. singing in the car. drugs. inside jokes that arent too inside. learning foreign phrases. getting letters. brooding. Brazil. fake mustaches especially on women. cloudy days. cheek kisses and holding hands. 32oz cool blue gatorade. Native Americans. my mom and dad.

dislikes
chicken. backstabbers. cell phones. teen magazines. scratched cds. tummy aches. putting gas in my car. rewinding videos. being a bootycall. sulfer products. apathy. televangalists. hangovers. credit limits. when i have nothing to wear. the zoo. paranoia.ingrown hairs. gas prices! being shy. Las Vegas. taxes. ringing in my ears. junk mail. dial up. jello. too much nature. lack of common sense. drugs. the smell of fresh asphalt. car accidents. ditching school. changing light bulbs. the clingy and needy. traffic. karma. screaming children. tribal tattoos. mocking. being too cold or too hot. essays. dramatic foreshadowing. mold. buzzy insects. general education. OREO teeth. the emergency room. over use of the word "fuck" or any of its derivatives. ipods. pot holes. over draft fees. dirty hands or feet. being out of control.

I'd like to meet:

hippies. free thinkers. liberals. cyclists. homeless. democrats. buddhists. feminists. mystics. parents. anarchists. foreigners. socialists. communists. drifters. clairvoyants. david lee roth. wizards. hypnotists. taoists.

Music:

Gleich und gleich gesellt sich gern.


Movies:

to sir with love.
heavyweights.
surf ninjas.
stargate.
willow.
amelie.
the royal tannenbaums.
lost in translation.
alien and aliens.

Television:

ghost hunters.

Books:

i read feminist books,
books about drugs,
craft books,
and fashion magazines.

Heroes:

"good taste is death,
vulgarity is life"
-mary quant

this woman.