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B=ready

one hit,two hit,red fish,blue fish,79,80 feelin kinda lazy,91,92 now it's time to screw

About Me

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Name: Brendon
Birthday: 8-16-1984
Birthplace: Lincoln
Current Location: Lincoln
Eye Color: they say drk brown, but I'm man enough 2 accept da truth black
Hair Color: black
Height: 5'9
Right Handed or Left Handed: depends on the activity
The Shoes You Wore Today: Iverson's
Your Weakness: A nice ass, I'll do anything for a squeeze
Your Fears: Becoming old and not being able to afford viagra
Your Perfect Pizza: Tons of cream cheese, pineapples, and if I'm feelin bold some ham
Your Most Overused Phrase On an IM: Do you cyber?
Thoughts First Waking Up: puff, puff, til I get enough, than pass
Your Best Physical Feature: My abs
Your Bedtime: whenever I pass out
Your Most Missed Memory: Gettin high every Wed. and enjoyin 46 cent hamburgers at McDonalds
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Group just in case the other guys an ass possibility of an orgy greatly increases
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: whichever's more herbal
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: Only weed for the glaucoma
Do you Swear: yes
Do you Sing: only when on toilets, in showers, extremely blown, or right before I reach my climax
Do you Shower Daily: Nightly
Have you Been in Love: I'm sure It'll happen
Do you want to go to College: Been there done that may be doing it tomorrow
Do you want to get Married: When I can no longer satisfy 8 women at once
Do you belive in yourself: You better believe it baby
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: Cats n dogs can't seem to get enough of me
Are you a Health Freak: I am a firm believer in herbs, n wearin protection (Take note Jonathan!!!!)
Do you get along with your Parents: yes over the phone
Do you like Thunderstorms: oh yea
Do you play an Instrument: I play a mean jazz Kazoo
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I have a problem with Lysol
In the past month have you Smoked: You better believe it
In the past month have you been on Drugs: define drugs
In the past month have you gone on a Date: ............
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
Have you ever eaten a box of Oreos: Can't stand em
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: possibly
In the past month have you been on Stage: you could say that
In the past month have you been Dumped: my blind date never arrived does that count
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: if you were here it would be called skinny skatin
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nothin I didn't mean to return
Ever been Drunk: yea
Ever been called a Tease: never
Ever been Beaten up: the 3rd grade bully he was 17
Ever Shoplifted: only when items seem to match perfectly with my socks
How do you want to Die: blunt in mouth, while ridin
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Broadcastor, songwriter
What country would you most like to Visit: Germany
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green
Favourite Hair Color: brunette
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: 5'6
Weight: whatever it takes to get a nice ass
Best Clothing Style: any thong works
Number of Drugs I have taken: two
Number of CDs I own: too many to count
Number of Piercings: one
Number of Tattoos: none yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: believing in cooties in grade school soo many lost years
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My Interests

Everything you probably put down and emphasis on basketball, mary jane, and writing/talkin good stuff gotta love it. Take the quiz:
Are you a true stoner?

True Stoner
You are a true stoner, just like me you can make a bong or a pipe out of almost anything. Kitchen sinks, toilet paper tubes, flashlights...the list goes on and on. IM me if your still not sure what a body bag is, my yahoo sn is insane angel pie .

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What thug drink are you?

Purple Drink
You love just gettin f-ed up for the hell of it... your not drinkin to score because ur the ultimate thug. More than likely your from Houston, TX... if not then youre still cool.

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I'd like to meet:

Someone special that goes by the name of.......... (Say your name... now) you guessed it.. you, didn't think you were gonna wake up this mornin and when the coveted prize did ya
How to make a Brendon
Ingredients:
3 parts pride
5 parts humour
5 parts instinct
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of lovability
Username:

Personality cocktail
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Music:

is food for the soul,soul music is heaven on earth, heaven is the temptations, al green, n the jackson 5 all on a sunday afternoon. I also like hip/hop, RnB, and a bunch of shit you ain't hip to yet.

Movies:

Ultimate gang bang vol. 37....... the walmart version of course.
What kinda sex do you like?
Name
DOB
Favourite Color
Times you want to fuck a day.. 2
Fav. position the reverse piggy back
How you like it ROUGH BABY
Where do you like doing it In public places
how good are you? hot and steamy

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Television:

Those illegal channels that only manage to get that right tit in focus.

Books:

War and Peace, I've been reading it for the past few months just finished the table of contents..... seems pretty interesting.

Heroes:

First and far most Blankman, followed by that asian from the goonies, and last but not least Shaft.