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Johnny Royale®

alcoholic high school buddy shit for brains

About Me

drunk evil-genius passive aggressive homeless existentialist looking for job, meaning of life, multiple orgasms, love, the perfect wave, the storybook ending, and the romantic ideal of hitting bottom. really. ok i dont surf yet but will learn soon- since i am now a yippee ya eh californian now. im tall, tan, tumultuous and apparently love alliteration.You have a sexual IQ of 157

When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.

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My Interests

drinking, fun, drinking, laughing, laughing while drinking, tennis, tennis while drinking, movies, flirting, drinking and flirting, plotting world domination and then destruction, drinking, singing poorly and dancing well, a good meal by candlelight,traveling, exploring, oh did i mention drinking

I'd like to meet:

everyone and anyone

Music:

pixies, groove armada to shake my money maker, thebuzzbombs for the best beer soaked punkabilly this side of texas

Movies:

beautiful girls- nuff said

Television:

kill your television

Books:

i read a book a week - recent reads or re-reads, the alchemist, the curious incident of the dog in the night, ishmael, the unbearable lightness of being, DWELL Magazine

Heroes:

the hulk - hulk get mad, hulk break things.

My Blog

i will right i swear

i wrote this once and myspace fucked it up i started a blog ahwile back romantic aquarian blog if you know me then you know i am almost completely wacked- another year or two and i am done so i...
Posted by Johnny Royale on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 02:06:00 PST