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Helen

All Post-copulatory petting welcome.

About Me


My name is Helen and I'm Sesquipedalophobic.

-Smile theorist
-Joint author of romance novel 'The Sexual Desert'
-Telephone charity worker
-Conceptual salad maker
-Social psychology masters student
-In grave danger of turning into my mother
-MC
-Choreographer
-Storyteller
-Romance comic book artist.
-Photographer-specialising in the backs of people's heads.

My Interests

-Cheese selections
-Holidays
-Choreography
-Conceptual salads
-Smile Theory
-Saying goodbye to my one a day mullers
-Banana ice cream and toffee sauce
-Being shown the moves
-Boating in an XXL Roonie shirt
-Hanging out the washing in the dark
-Fred Perry
-Jon Ronson
-Mallicious lantern crushing.

I'd like to meet:


My boyfriend Grant Crozier and my best friend Erin Greatorix. I met them both one year ago and i can't imagine my life without either one.

Music:

-I like pop music the best.

Movies:

-The Football Factory
-High school musical 2
-The illusionist
-The Prestige
-Me&you&everyone we know
-The Shining
-Sunshine
-Waking life
-The Business
-Suburban housewives 9 vol 4.

Television:

-Anything i watch with Grant Crozier late at night.

Books:

-A spot of bother-Mark Haddon
-A million little pieces- James Frey
-Out of the ordinary- Jon Ronson
-No one belongs here more than you- Miranda July
-Them- Jon Ronson
-A piece of cake - Cupcake Brown
-A starter for ten- David Nicholls
-PS i love you- Cecelia Ahern
-The pact- Jodie Picoult
-Salem Falls- Jodie Picoult
-A long way down- Nick Hornby
-Fight club- Chuck Palahniuk
-The Virgin Suicides- Jeffrey Eugenides
-Last exit to Brooklyn- Hubert Selby
-Little Women- Louise M Alcott
-The Boleyn Inheritance- Phillipa Gregory
-The other Boleyn Girl- Phillipa Gregory

Heroes:

-Ruth Garrood. My oldest best friend.