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About Me

What can I say that hasn't been misquoted about me already ? I love my wife Mary & my daughter Sarah , My Mom was a closet whore who told everybody she was a virgin , we all know a chic like that , I never really knew my Dad he put work first , always , but for the life of me I can't tell you what it is exactly that he does

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My Interests

I'm a bit of a carpenter An ordained Rabbi Full time father & I practice MAGIC

I'd like to meet:

George W. Bu$h so I can tell him to keep my name out of his mouth , Dr. Phil - his nononsense advice has been an inspiration to me & The rest of the Grateful Dead

Music:

Gnarls Barkley, Radiohead, The Dead, Jane's Addiction, & GANGSTA RAP BALLADS

Movies:

Brokeback Mountain & Anything by Mel(sugar tits)Gibson {hey Mel,personal note ,I'm a Jew}

Television:

I love TVLand & BET , COLBERT REPORT is hilarious

Books:

Wife of Christ-Will Thomas,The DaVinci Code-Dan Brown,The Sneetches-Dr. Suess

Heroes:

I like Batman