I'm a 4 inch tall alien parasite in a robotic Bill body, and I drive it around with a steering wheel I have implanted in it's brain.
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Zee Bill Enjoys
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Zee Chrissy
Zombies
Movies
Cows
Talking To Spiders
Sheryl's Coconut Head
Sponges (See "Sheryl's Coconut Head")
Playing Dress-Up
Wearing Loin-Cloths
Howling At The Moon
Pissing On My Neighbor's Mailbox
Yelling "Tax Exemption" At Stray Animals
Candies
Laughing
Spanking(OHHHH YARRRRR!)
Driving Nowhere For No Reason
Prosthetics And Special Effects
Digging Holes
Buried Treasure
Mustard
Alligators
Talking Gibberish
My Pet Shark, Albert Fish
Tea With Bartlebee
Ranting
Eating Without Utensils
Running On All Fours
Damning The Man
Me And Zee Wifey Demand
1.Gimps
2.Youth Serums
3.Pot Bellied Piggies
4.Infinite Supply Of Brownies, Candy, And Ensure
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One day the planets Tampakron69 and Diddleyruu1A-D7 took mass amounts of Ex and got super randy; they made sweet sexy time, and then exploded; out of this orgasmic mush my Planet was formed; as a bastard child with no parents, I was sent to Earth on a mission to pave the way for total planetary domination. We engineered a secret mind control gel that is spread through the ingestion of pop-tarts and other breakfast pastries. The government knows about it; we trade them technology for pornography; we tend to really like the "Chunky Princesses" series the most ;)Why is this under the "I'd Like To Meet" section you ask? Well, I just don't know. But hey! You noticed! CONGRATULATIONS! You're probably smarter than most other people on the site! That counts for something...no really, it does!^_^
Inspirations And Idols
Cash
Osbourne
Staley
Cobain
Erickson
Graves
Reznor
It Will Be A Cold Day In Hell When I Put Down EVERYTHING. So, in regards to that: "Cinema is a great thing. Shit like cars exploding, zombies, guys moving through the air ducts, SHIT LIKE THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN IN REAL LIFE!!! IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN! JUICE!CANADA HUH? ALMOST MADE IT! I LIKE IT SWEET!!!!!!"--LEAPS OUT THE WINDOW AND RUNS AWAY HOWLING ON ALL FOURS--OK, THAT WAS WELL DONE! NOW, I MUST CRAWL BACK UNDER THE FUTON, AND FEAST ON LOTS AND LOTS OF BROWNIES!!!!AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
IN THE FUTURE, THE WORLD WILL BE RULED BY AN ARMY OF BILL CLONES!!!!!.......SO, GO AHEAD, WATCH YOUR TELEVISION WHILE YOU CAN! ;)
Want To Survive The Coming Zombie Apocalypse? I Would Suggest "The Zombie Survival Guide". Personally, I Hope You're Simply Too Re-Re To Read....That Way, You Won't Know WHAT To Do, And Before You Know It, You're Walking Down Main Street Yelling "BRAINNNNNNS!!!!" With A Huge Gaping Zombie Bite Right On The Side Of Your Ass.....And Then I Can Be All Like "BOOM! HEAD SHOT!!!! YAYAAAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA!!!!! Another One For The Wall Oh Yeah!!!!!!^_^
"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me"
-Hunter S. Thompson