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Jennifer

I am here for Friends

About Me


I'm NOT looking for a random chat, an internet boyfriend, or new friends. I'll take the friends I have, thank you.
MySpace is filled with many people who are willing to talk to strangers. Bother them. Leave me alone.


please drink responsibly

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Sam Brown is absolutely genius

MY MYSPACE IS ORIGINAL. NONE OF THAT PREMADE LAYOUT BULL. MY OWN PHOTO OF AN ORCHID I HAD LAST YEAR. copyright jennifer, bitches..

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Zack Hexum and 311's, Nick Hexum performing the Beatles "Two of Us"

My Blog

Reconstruction of that, which is eyebrows...

Yes, that is the word on the street. In my past life of severe narcissism--as opposed to my present existence of mild narcissism ;-), during one of my many mirror-staring spells, my ticky-tweezing ski...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Feb 2009 18:05:00 GMT

In the true spirit of Thanksgiving...

Jennifer's Traditional Black Friday RoastTo all of you sorry souls who plan to be lined up outside your local mall at 5AM, it is I, Jennifer, here yet again, to hopefully chip away at you just a littl...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Nov 2008 04:52:00 GMT

Nurses note 2420

Pt up in chair. Oriented x3. C/O insomnia. HR regular. Easily distracted from task at hand: Exam 2 at 0830.
Posted by on Sun, 13 Jul 2008 22:20:00 GMT

The oxymoron that is...

Pork Salad... why?My brother has fashioned together a meal fit for any health buff... dork
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 20:04:00 GMT

Frederick, the illiterate mail thief, and the painful veins that give

An eventful day I must say. I got to the college at 8:30 on the dot. Screeeech! That's me pulling into a parking space on the top of the hill, halfway to Egypt but still at an angle that made that las...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 18:52:00 GMT

Gonzo: The Life and Work of Dr. Hunter S. Thompson

I feel like a little kid at Disney World... But the closest it's playing is Atlanta... road trip? Who's comin? Gonzo: The Life and Work of Dr. Hunter S. Thompson
Posted by on Sat, 05 Jul 2008 20:14:00 GMT

I wanna play with the "olda boys"

I don't care what anyone says... this makes my monkey jump ;-) In all their boyish bandish glory...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 09:25:00 GMT

Mr. Squirrel said "Times is hard"

Every once in a blue moon, some of us are lucky enough to witness the spectacular, the uncommon, the wow!  And if you are like me, a coconut on a bush at a bank is the usual but this time.. yes, ...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 22:51:00 GMT

HAHAHAHA!!! OH HO HO HO!! BAAAAAAhahahaha!!!

I wish I fucking cared! Hahahahahahah!! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA hahahahahaha!! Oh, my... hehe... hehehehe... Ah, that always gets a good laugh. Sigh... now I have to go pout and whatnot because I ha...
Posted by on Wed, 21 May 2008 10:12:00 GMT

Why I heart Zack Hexum lol

Cuz this cat will leave me comments ;-)I luv yo face! hahaHis message was in response to a comment I left for him a few days ago... Hello luv. Just wanted to say he...
Posted by on Tue, 20 May 2008 13:26:00 GMT