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E.Hill

I didn't know what a camel toe was. My staff looked at me and said, I cannot believe you do this job

About Me

One quote to describe me: "There he goes... one of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die..."The Wait is over ..

STOP

If you come to wish me a happy B-day...thanks alot. All I ask is you take the time to watch this video and get involved. That would be the greatest present I could recieve.
Stupid In AmericaThe kick ass cast of Flags of our Fathers "Go Bell!"Eric Hill was born to Jackie and Edward Hill on the morning of October 19, 1982. In his younger and more vulnerable years, Eric engaged in many activities that put the lives of his friends and family in jeporady. Such as the time he shot his sister in the eye with a BB gun and the time he started his moms car in the garage and locked his best friend at the time, Christian Bales inside.Hill will be continuing his second tier of graduate school gaining Master degrees in International Relations, Public Administration, Corporate Law and drunken/lude behavior. (Thats a special degree).Most of Erics' friends, loved ones, followers, subordinates and sexaul cliques would describe him as being one of the most composed indivduals they have met, mainly because hes a walking smartass that refuses to live by the book of life...I choose to write my own novel.Friends. A simple word isn't it? Who are your friends? They are the people that touch your heart. You could spend hours with them doing nothing at all and it can be the best time of your life, just because it was with them. They're the people you can share your secrets with, cry with, laugh with, and just have fun with. They don't judge you or make you change. They accept you exactly as you are. They look at you and they see a great person, one they love spending time with. You all share something in common and are tied together by memories, tears, laughs and smiles. You're tied together by love for the other. Friendship is the strangest but greatest thing in the world. I find my time with my friends, the best times of my life. My friends are my heart, my soul, my fun, my laughter, tears, love and my life. -Family for lifeTHE FAMILY OF FRIENDS
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My Interests

Living life as if I am the creator, Off roading, drinking, politics, travel, art, photography, computers, investing, reading, American football, rugby, college basketball, computer games, movies, videogames, liberty point (Pueblo and GTA), reggae, blues, rap, rock...Photograhpy is life...Photo Credit (Epps)Xianyang, ChinaFanyang, ChinaJericho, PalestineUntitled (Photo Credit: Johnathan)PepperHelwan, EgyptPueblo, ColoradoJohannesburg, South Africa (Terminal)Bells Beach, AustraliaOff Roading Anyone? St. Louis, Missouri (Home)Ratzeburg, Germany (Foggy Bottom)Cresent City, CaliforniaPueblo, Colorado (Abandon Property)Corporate Photo (Siege Photography)IllinoisPueblo, Colorado (Bishops' Castle Area)Jonny Lang (Performing in Colorado Springs)
RubenRuben 2Ad in Asin MagazineDenmark (Tourist hub)UnknownMissouri, OzarksMiddleburg, VermontProtest in Santiago, ChileBuddhaNagoya, Japan

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who has the ability to maintain a sense of humor even if we disagree.

Music:

ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING AND NOTHING!

Movies:

Film is a glory of human existence. Favs: The Chumscrubber, Mysterious Skin, Jarhead, Beautiful Thing, Nico and Dani, Tears of The Sun, Ken park, KIDS, Requiem for a Dream, Casino, Godfather, Kill Bill, Big Fish, Gattaca, American Beauty, The War, The Rules of Attraction, Y Tu Mama Tambien, City of God, Amores Perros, Full Metal Jacket, Clerks, Trainspotting, The Brothers, Bully, L.I.E., Office Space, Memento, Thirteen, Life as a House, Battle Royale (japanesse), The Dreamers, Wag the Dog, Equilibrium, The Devils playground, Team America, Stand By Me, A History of Violence,

Television:

News Junkie, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Commander -n- Chief, Degrassi

My Blog

Spending like a Drunken Democrat

Forget the liberation of Iraq, George W. Bush will be remembered as the president who bankrupted America.Every president of the past 40 years has contributed to the dire fiscal problems from which the...
Posted by E.Hill on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 06:18:00 PST

Put it in my mouth...you dirty dirty...

As it turns out, Eric is aroused by ...Easy Bake Ovens'What crazy thing are you aroused by?' at

The Fu*king Deans' of Our Generation

Jamie Bell (born 14 March 1986) is an English actor.Bell was born in Billingham, England, where he grew up, and was a pupil at the Stagecoach Theatre School. He was also a member of the National Youth...
Posted by E.Hill on Sun, 21 May 2006 08:07:00 PST

Julie gave me the tag herp

Here's the game of "You Have Been Tagged" as it was passed on to me:The first player of this game starts with the "6 weird things or habits about yourself" and people who get tagged need to write a bl...
Posted by E.Hill on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 10:28:00 PST

Ten films you'll love more than life itself

So, I've officially reached 1,300 films with netflix and over the years I've seen some superb entertainment from the mainstream to the oddity. One of my presents to myself next year will be to attend...
Posted by E.Hill on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 07:55:00 PST

You think you know, but you have no idea SURVEY!

List 20 people you know in no particular order: AND DONT LOOK AT THE BOTTOM 1. Jules 2. Amanda 3. Borgia 4. Dyna 5. Lars 6. Lyrical Gansta..ha! 7. Shelia 8. Keith 9. J. Wolf Man 10. Belz ...
Posted by E.Hill on Mon, 29 Aug 2005 08:58:00 PST

My johnson wants a raise

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:I do physical labor.I work at great depths.I plunge head first into everything I do.I do not get weekends or public holidays of...
Posted by E.Hill on Sat, 27 Aug 2005 01:09:00 PST

Whos who of the college drinking scene

Thanks Ben R. Random drunk running guy- Where are you going? And why are you running? Crying girl on cell phone- Yes, Sweetheart, when you are hammered is a great time to deal with your relatio...
Posted by E.Hill on Fri, 26 Aug 2005 10:12:00 PST

200 survey

YES, I'm still working on a 2,500 question survey, dub "The survey to end all surveys." Give me time..till then, got this from a friend. -me- 200 BLOODY QUESTIONS!!! Current mood: rainy 1...
Posted by E.Hill on Sun, 14 Aug 2005 10:33:00 PST

The Great 500

001. What is your name: Eric Shawn Alexander Hill 002. Spell your name backwards: Cire nwahs, rednaxela, llih 003. Date of birth: 10-19-1982 004. Male or female: penis 005. Astrological sign: l...
Posted by E.Hill on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST