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My Interests

Uhhh, I like heaps of stuff. Anything to do with comedy is pretty much up top. Animals rate pretty highly too. I enjoy anything photographic and I'm a big fan of useless facts and all things quirky. Oh and getting a bit Mel Gibson'd with the clan.

I'd like to meet:

I think I've met almost everyone I'd like to meet. Maybe Bert Newton, he's pretty ace.

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Music:

I love pretty much every type of music you can think of. If it's on the radio I'll rarely switch stations, and if you put it on I'll listen contently. I'm terrible when quizzes ask for my favourite band or singer because it's always changing. I do love a good bassline, acoustic guitar makes me melt and I'm a sucker for the catchy ones that get played a million times, but don't be shocked if you open my door and I've got some beethoven goin' on.

Movies:

Much the same as music, but I sway more towards comedy, kids films, or romantic comedy.. probably in that order aswell.

"Get real Mum, I'm not marrying someone with bigger tits than me. He looks like a condom full of walnuts."

"At the Derek Zoolander Center For Children Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too, we teach you that there's more to life than being really, really good looking."

"I love... desk."

"Oh my God. I'm paralyzed! That monkey shot me in the ass and paralyzed me! Oh sweet irony!"

"Umm, feel free to say no to this but... would you mind shaving my coin purse?"

"You know how I know you're gay? You have a rainbow bumper sticker on your car that says, "I like it when balls are in my face."

"All right, let me find my balls for God's sakes. 1, 2... and 3, okay; I'm ok."

"Oh no, Mickey Fart-Pants. Whoever let HIM grow up?"

Television:

Ah, anything funny. Cannot stand soaps or lifestyle programs. Travel shows make me jealous and cooking shows make me hungry but I love them so. Not a massive fan of reality TV but I suffer painfully during the off-season of Big Brother, call me a sucker but that show owns my love. I'm a perverted voyeur and I'll freely admit it.

Books:

Does porn count? Not a big reader these days but I can't pass up anything written by Sarah Waters. She also owns my love.

Heroes:

My dad. 'Nuf said.

My Blog

Mature test... Right.

Tired of all of those surveys made up by high school kids?'Have you ever kissed someone?''Missed someone?''Told someone you loved them?''Drank alcohol?'Here are 44 questions for the people who are a l...
Posted by Melissa on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 06:56:00 PST

I am 80% Campbelltown... Oh dear lord!

Put an [ x ] in the box next to all the things that apply to you. Then add up all the [ x ] and times by X 2 to see how 'campbelltown' you are. Put your final score in the subject line and repost as I...
Posted by Melissa on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 04:22:00 PST

I like stealing quiz's

Q: Kissed someone on your top friends? TrueQ: Been arrested? FalseQ: Kissed someone you didn't like?: FalseQ: You like someone?: TrueQ: Held a snake?: TrueQ: Been suspended from school?: False Q:...
Posted by Melissa on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 06:15:00 PST

Yay! Quiz!

1.) What stickers do you have on your car?None.2) What posters do you have in your room?:Just that Kasey Chambers one that people always laugh about.3) What do you hear right now?:I hear Law and Order...
Posted by Melissa on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 06:03:00 PST

Yeah.

1. Have you ever screamed "penis" really loud?Not that I can remember.2. Do you like watching musicals?If I'm in the mood for it, but if I see The Sound of Music once more I will crack.3. What type of...
Posted by Melissa on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 09:27:00 PST

Stolen Survey

90. First off, what is your name?Melissa.89. What did you do last night?Showered, ate dinner and went to bed.87. Do you have any siblings?3 of them. Lisa, Michael and Gail.86. Where are you exactly?Si...
Posted by Melissa on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 02:21:00 PST

Eeep..

So I'm about an hour and a half away from starting my last ever shift at our Macarthur Store. How sad is that? I may or may not cry when I have to leave tonight.I don't think I have ever been so stres...
Posted by Melissa on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 07:29:00 PST

Mmmm bored

----- 10 years ago ------1.) How old were you?12.2.) Where did you go to school?St Patricks Ladies College.3.) Where did you work?I was 12, I didn't work.4.) Where did you live?Here.5.) Where did you ...
Posted by Melissa on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 03:06:00 PST

...

I got a whiteboard...That is all.
Posted by Melissa on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 10:00:00 PST

Ummmm

So, I made it to 2007. Pretty spiffy. Not that I ever thought I wouldn't, but I never really thought I would. I've never really had any sort of expectancy of the future, only once really, and that did...
Posted by Melissa on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 06:04:00 PST