I graduated from SBNA as a master shape shifter in ninjitunamni ti ki sung guy ni mi tu Kong at 8 years old.
I have since invented The Crane, The Claw, all other C moves, and most recently the Dirty Sanchez. No one and everyone has seen my face. I am behind you and in front of you at the same time all the time....or whenever. The one inch space between you and my fist could be your final impact. I can make a person's head explode just by staring at them with my tiger eye. YES a surgically implanted REAL TIGET EYE! Even if they don't know I'm staring! I have also generated asswhoopin code through My Space so use caution when loading this page because I am trained in CyberNinjitzi. That is only the tip of my fury!!!
I have however saved the lives of various people and friends in impossible life threatening situations. If you are my friend then you are no longer in harms way. You will never have to thank me, besides when the smoke clears and you finally turn to do so, I'll already be gone!
Tell no one about this profile...or I will generate and upload my tiger eye code as a posted comment on your profile and the heads will explode of everyone who views your profile. Oh, and I also enjoy landscaping.
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