Ladies & Gentlemen & Trannies... |
pretty bad i-pod commercial
Posted by Kali on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
water babies |
So we're sitting around the pool and the question comes up, "will he float?". I have this image in my head of the typical dog plopping into the water and, well, doggy paddling, cute-like. So I pick ...
Posted by Kali on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
citronella torches are key |
Let it be declared that my family certainly knows how to throw a proper beerless graduation party. I have had my fill of wild cherry diet pepsi and home made cotton candy, and will most likely camp o...
Posted by Kali on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
wwII never happened |
Spent the weekend in a clinic. Blood was drawn from my arm nigh on twenty times in one day.
Got very, very dizzy.
My one good vein is in my left arm, Seabiscuit, I call it. They stick it in the ...
Posted by Kali on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
fuzzy pink memories |
Last year at this exact time I was in jail and my brother was in the hospital with a broken face. No, I was not in jail for breaking anyone's face. To celebrate the anniversary I accidentally whacke...
Posted by Kali on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
they fired me |
This was my most recent place of employment. Perhaps I've seemed a little bitter and defeated lately, maybe this was why:
Mushy fries, stick-to-your-teeth shrimp, disinterested servers doom n...
Posted by Kali on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Gilbert fun |
This evening:
Mallory: If Kali got a job with the Town of Gilbert I would be so pissed off.
Mom: Mal, don't say that, nobody in this house gets "pissed off."
Kali: How about pregnant with rage...
Posted by Kali on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
little babies |
So, over the last four years I've moved on average about every three months. Apartment to apartment, state to state, lover to lover etc... It's made it very hard to hold on to cds, I know I've bough...
Posted by Kali on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
you can't stop the wit with dams or lassos |
And today the dog totally bit me on the face, I wasn't being very sensitive to his emotions though, I should have stopped cuddling him when he started growling, it's a problem I've had for years.
Not...
Posted by Kali on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
happy birthday krista |
tonight i screamed at all sorts of folks because it was loud. then there was a fire in somone's backyard. portrait of a late nightl, by kali.
Posted by Kali on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
