Alan

I can tell funny stories...I can tell embarassing stories about me. Usually they are one in the same.I'm a social oddity. Sometimes it seems like I can fit in with any group, but then there are those vulnerable moments where it seems like I don't belong anywhere.You've probably seen me around, and we've probably met before, but there's a good chance that I don't know your name. I am so bad at remembering names that it gets me into a lot of trouble. So please, dont be mad if I forget who you are. You can do me a big favor by wearing a name tag.I'm the rare kind of person who loves sports just as much as science fiction. I'm a former nerd who really wishes to be a nerd again, because my intelligence is slowly draining from me with every passing second sitting in my cubicle at work.I'm one of the nicer people you'll meet and most of the time I seem pretty quiet. But if you catch me on the basketball courts, I'm that guy cursing and screaming the whole time...I strive to eliminate Asian time by actually being punctual when meeting up with people.