mychal behaving badly

Advice About This Girl.
1.Do what you say you will. If you say your going to call, then call. If your not.. well then say "I'm not going to call." I'm not going to waste my time.
1b. Don't ask for my number if your not going to call. I'm not forcing it on you, if you don't want it, don't ask for it.

2. "We should hang out." does not equal "We should hook up." If i think we should hook up, i will not hesitate to tell you.

3. Do not try to remove any of my clothing in a public place. This includes dark corners and abandoned parking lots..

4. Do not try to remove any of my clothing with out offering me some of yours first. Seriously.

5. I'm very very selective about who removes my clothing. You probably don't make the cut. Get over it now.

6. Don't spend twenty minutes telling me your not a manslut, and then the next month SHOWING me you are. Just tell me that your a manslut, because then I know. Ok, honestly, chances are i know anyway, but i just like to hear it so i know im not judging you unfairly. No, you will not be getting any tonight.

7. If you stopped calling me, or if you took off to date some high school freshman, don't expect me to give you the time of day when you realize they are fluffy and lumpy. I would much rather paint my toenails.

8. Girls talk. Yes, i will be telling my friends what happened tonight. Your probably going to tell at least one of your friends about this, so deal with it.

9. I know everything. Just remember that. I can read you like a book.

10. Yes, I would be a lesbian for Halle Berry. Please pick your jaw up off the floor.

11. I'm fiercely independant. Don't fuck with that. There's very few people i depend on.

12. My cell phone is designed to recieve calls from the hours of 10 AM to 12 AM. If you feel the need to call after that, you better be dying.

13. Try not to act like a child. Being playful and flirty is very attractive, but don't act like a 4 year old who has had too much sugar.

14. Ok, if your pants are tighter than mine, there is a serious problem.

15. I eat dessert. Especially brownies. I am very into brownies.

16. If you don't drive, try not to live in west covina.

17. I'm probably smarter than you. Swallow that one now please.

18. You are never going to understand my relationship with my mother, accept it now.

19. I love to flirt. Extra points if you can master the mischievious grin. You know, the one where you flash your perfect teeth, and raise your eyebrows just a little bit. Yeah, that one.

20. I don't sleep around. Extend me the same courtesy by keeping it in your pants.

21. Don't make comments about my ass, my breasts, or any other innappropriate body part until you have earned the right to. As in, you better know my fucking middle name.

21. Show up.

22. Call every two days. Everyday if you've been dating me for more than a few months.

23. Don't get drunk & call and try and argue with me.

24. Don't pull any "I'm a sad boy" bullshit with me. Your sob story is NOT going to get you laid.

25. NO, for the last time, I do NOT want to sleep with you, this is only our second date!

26. You play the guitar. Whatever. I don't care.

27. Don't pull your "I'm a musician, and it's my music." Please. Kill yourself.

28. Just because we had coffee once and I dodged your attempted goodbye kiss does NOT mean that we are dating.

Don't worry, I'm not bitter :)
I KNOW THE GREATEST PEOPLE. EVER.

Yes, my Morrison counts as a person.

Mishell, my belle!
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These boys make me giggle.