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Rhiannon

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About Me

I am a model, dancer/performer and web developer. I live in South Florida. I suffer from a slight case of multiple personality disorder, so if you really want to know about "me", then you can visit the "other me" over here .

I have been a performer, dancer, and model for many years. I started dancing in just about every club on South Beach when I was 15. I've worked at almost every club in Miami & Ft. Lauderdale & even a couple in West Palm. I grew up very fast and started partying very young and I partyied really hard. And now.... I'm pretty much over it. I'm a computer geek! I love Apple computers and I write code all day. But I still LOVE being on stage or in front of a camera. ;)

Just because I have done fetish performances does not mean that I am "a freak" and want to have sex with you and your girlfriend or wife. I don't do multiple sex partners, you can read all about that on my "other" profile. LOL!

Performance Video (you have to press play!)

Winter Music Conference 2003 (I think)

Performance Pics

Kitty Cat Show @ Luna 2003 (I think)


My guest appearance in Masuimi Max's Sinbot Show
Alter Ego 2005 (I think)


My mom & I partying at Joia

Valentino (My Love Child)

Michelle (My Secretary)

Shannon (My Ride or Die Bitch)

Better pic of me and Shannon

This pic was taken one night at La Sandwicherie on South Beach. (I think we were going to Level). The best thing about this pic is, while we are looking all pretty for the camera and taking pictures of ourselves.... Shannon's car is being towed right behind us. HA! It was so fucking funny. The guy who called the tow truck (the owner of the Amoco) was trying to flee the scene in his spiffy new Mercedes and Shannon was screaming at the top of her lungs at this guy and then she smeared her sandwich all over his car. Meanwhile I am on the floor laughing my ass off. I wish we would have gotten a picture of his face.

My Interests

I am less than 20 hours away from getting my Private Pilot Certificate and while Lear Jets are terribly hot and sexy, they are also $12,000,000. So my much more realistic goal for owning an airplane is the Extra 300. Not only is it a HOT ASS plane, but it can do cool tricks too. ;) And cool tricks is the reason I started this whole flying thing to begin with...

My goal is to be on the U.S. National Aerobatic Team and win the National Aerobatic Championship. And therefore, I will do that shit. Just wait bitches! [Insert evil laughter here]



The Princess' Favorite Quotes
For Now...

“What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger.” — Friedrich Nietzsche

“Be who you are and say what you feel. Because those who mind don't matter. And those who matter don't mind.” — Dr. Seuss

“A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left.” — Marilyn Monroe

“Girls can do everything men can do, just backwards and in heels.” — Ginger Rogers

“Artists use lies to tell the truth, while politicians use them to cover it up.” — V for Vendetta

“I didn't come here for what you thought you were doing, I came here for what you did.” — V for Vendetta

“My first love is sex, not acting. I'm not Meryl Streep.” — Jenna Jameson


“Real men lick pussy.” — Random graphic found on MySpace

Apple computers, programming, the Information Superhighway, flying airplanes, music, art, dancing, psychology, meteorology (chasing tornados would rock the planet).

I'm sure there are millions of others depending on the day of the week...

I'd like to meet:


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Music:

To hear my favorite song, by my favorite singer of all time, click here . You have to hear this song. It's revolutionary! LOL!


This is me drunk, singing Baby Boy at the top of my lungs, using a wine bottle for a microphone.

I love music! All music! I wish I could make music. My dream career would be to be Beyonce. I would love to sing, but I suck at it. But if I'm really drunk, I don't care.

Beyoncé is so god damn HOT! She's my idol! ** batting eyelashes ** I LOVE HER!

R&B/Soul: Aaliyah, Alicia Keys, Aretha Franklin, Barry White, Beyoncé, Christina Aguilera, Destiny's Child, Erykah Badu, Etta James, James Brown, Mariah Carey, Marvin Gaye, Mary J. Blige, Nina Simone, O'Jays, Prince, Ray Charles, Usher

Hip Hop: Jay-Z, Missy Elliot, Notorious BIG

Rock:The Black Crowes, David Gilmour, Fiona Apple, Fleetwood Mac, Jewel, Jimmy Hendrix, Pink Floyd, Stone Temple Pilots, Tina Turner, U2

Electronic: Deee-Lite, Hooverphonic, Lords of Acid, Nine Inch Nails, Portished, Praga Khan, Spam Allstars

Classical: Beethoven, Mozart, Paul Dukas, Tchaikovsky, Vivaldi

Easy Listening: Frank Sinatra, Louis Prima, Sammy Davis Jr.

Because, you know, sometimes I like it nice and easy. But then, I like it hard and ruff!

OK. I know there are a lot of illiterate people out there who don't like to read, and my profile has alot of text. So now I will include lots of pretty pictures so you can rest your tired little brains.

Movies:



Television:


Jack Bauer is totally my boyfriend.
I love him!

Books:



Heroes:


La Familia

King Tortuga


THE ALL IN ONE

Jack Luthor

He's a sweet talking, sugar coated Candyman!
Rock Star, Bad Ass, Prodigy, Genius, Pinup King, and Porn Star Extrordinaire!


THE PILOT

Patty Wagstaff


THE ROCK STARS

Super Channon

Super Star V


THE LUNATICS

Miss Lunatic

Foamy


THE R&B DIVAS

Beyoncé

Alicia Keys


THE BAD ASSES

Jack Bauer

Lex Luthor


THE PRODIGIES

Mozart

Beethoven


THE GENIUSES

Albert Einstein

Sigmund Freud


THE PINUP QUEENS

Marilyn Monroe

Bettie Page


THE PORN STARS

Traci Lords

Jenna Jameson

My Blog

DIVORCE DRAMA (NEVER MARRY A COMPULSIVE LIAR!)

************************************************************ ************Let me start this by saying, if this asshole would have just either submitted an answer, or signed the divorce papers, I would n...
Posted by Rhiannon on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 09:45:00 PST

It's My Birthday Bitches!

WOW! This blog thing has gotten pretty hi-tech since that last time I wrote anything on here. Anyways, I guess my birthday must be on here because I've gotten like five thousand messages wishing me a ...
Posted by Rhiannon on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 05:50:00 PST

Hot Import Nights Miami and other stuff

So I was a featured model at Hot Import Nights Miami last Saturday. It was fun. I got to meet Cherie Roberts who I think is just a knock out. I was the biggest dork. I was all like, Hi Cherie I'm a hu...
Posted by Rhiannon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I should write a book

I am working on a new design for my website and wanted to re-write my bio for the new site design. So I started writing about my life from the very beginning and it has become a book. I am already on ...
Posted by Rhiannon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'M BLOND!

So I'm back to my natural color. What do you think?
Posted by Rhiannon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My Drunken Adventure

Well, I got extreamly wasted on Saturday. I wrote a really long entry about it in my journal on my website. So if you care, you can read it here. And NO! I am not trying to lure you in to paying for m...
Posted by Rhiannon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Officially Unemployed

Well it's official. I am no longer a Bookkeeper. *jumping for joy* I am not working for the Fetish Factory anymore. Now I am concentrating on Web Design and school. If you need a website, let...
Posted by Rhiannon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT!

Hi Everyone on MySpace! My boyfriend proposed to me on our two year anniversary on Tuesday. It was the sweetest, most amazing thing ever. I never thought in a million years that I would ever want t...
Posted by Rhiannon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Hurricane Frances is a fucking pussy

Well I just went through Hurricane Frances and she was a fucking pussy. I was in the worst part of Hurricane Andrew and this was nothing compared to Andrew. Don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining at ...
Posted by Rhiannon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My Space

Ok. As you can probably tell I'm trying to make my space on MySpace a little more kick ass and a little more personal about me. But it is going to take me a little while so if you are truely my friend...
Posted by Rhiannon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST