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Radio (Active) Raheem

Does infamous mean not famous?

About Me

I make robots. If by robots, I mean unsual quips that no one gets.
Radio (Active) Raheem
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In a Past Life...
You Were: A Mute Poet.

Where You Lived: North Africa.

How You Died: Typhoid fever. Who Were You In a Past Life?

My Interests

Old school punk, garage rock, spaghetti Westerns, provocateurs, grand failures, muckrakers, comicbooks, poetry and fiction that make my guts churn, trying to write stuff that'll do the same, politics and philosophy, doodling, coffee ice cream, living in a world all my own, saving the universe, strange dreams, sour gummi bears, unconventional beauty, turning my head quickly enough to catch the scene being changed, other stuff.

I'd like to meet:

NPR correspondent Jamie Tarabay. No seriously. Anyone out there who can hook that up would be numero uno in my book. Oh, and Joe Strummer. No wait, he's dead. Nuts. Okay, then how about some cool people who know who Joe Strummer is.

Music:

Sure, I could impress you with my snobby eclectic tastes (Dylan, Bowie, Otis) and go on about my favorite bands (Velvet Underground, the Clash) or the current acts that should be getting more attention (Arcade Fire, Black Keys, B.R.M.C.), but really, what's the point? I'm just not into that kind of self aggrandizement. Besides, I work in an office where all they play is SMOOTH FUCKING JAZZ, so I'm pretty sure I'm dead inside. Aurally castrated, if you will. I mean, for God's sake, they just played Seal's "Kiss From a Rose" for the fifth time today. Sure, I bought that CD back when I was a morose, melodramatic 14-year-old who liked to pantomime crucifixion poses during the power notes, but I'm past that now. I've got my meds all balanced out and I no longer feel the need to stare portentously into space when Live's "Lightning Crashes" comes on. Although I still rock out to "White Discussion," and fuck you for judging.

Movies:



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Television:

The Death of America is a lesson that’s also present in the remarkable fourth season of “The Wire,” which aims for and achieves art’s highest honor: It matters. Simply one of the finest pieces of visual storytelling ever produced, creator David Simon’s rumination on the slow decay of the Baltimore inner cities is an unforgiving invective against all the lies we tell ourselves about the war on drugs, the educational system, self-important bureaucracies and the American dream. Politicians, cops, gangsters, dealers, addicts, hoppers, mothers, teachers, kids and anyone in between, “The Wire” is a top to bottom epic about all the things that should matter and all the things that don’t. You don’t just watch “The Wire.” You grieve with it.

Books:

What are these "books" you speak of?

Heroes:

Is this where I'm supposed to say Jesus or my parents or something? To bastardize existential philosophy, I think you gotta be your own hero. I only hope I can live up to myself. And Joe Strummer. Because he gave a fuck.

My Blog

Vignettes from a distant memorial

I sit behind a loquacious Mormon from Idaho on the cramped airbus to Germany. He's tall and wide shouldered, with a tidy goatee and neatly cropped baby blonde hair. Happily chatting up the 29-year-old...
Posted by Radio (Active) Raheem on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 08:31:00 PST

Declaration of ambivalence

"Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suf...
Posted by Radio (Active) Raheem on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 09:27:00 PST

Reforming the armchair activist

It had been an already laborious Monday when the phone rang for what seemed the thousandth time. I grumbled, swallowed a four-letter word and answered in as congenial a voice as I could manage.On the ...
Posted by Radio (Active) Raheem on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 08:04:00 PST

Black Apple Song

I don't want to win no world wars;I'd rather be a loser hero than settle old scores.I'd rather be the tree you run to for shade;Take a bite of my black heart apple and taste how it's made.And ask God ...
Posted by Radio (Active) Raheem on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 11:48:00 PST

Food protection policies are out to lunch

Do you trust your food? I don't, at least not since being yanked out of restaurants as a child because my mother felt their bathrooms weren't sanitary enough.A stubborn suspicion has persisted ever si...
Posted by Radio (Active) Raheem on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 11:46:00 PST

Sexual healing vs. societal change - the office is a battlefield

There we were, the six of us packed into a rental van and heading to a sexual harassment conference in Gilroy. Dreams really do come true.Maybe it was the fact that we all had real work to do or that ...
Posted by Radio (Active) Raheem on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 11:44:00 PST

Blame Games (Work in Progres)

You're flipping burgers, I'm flipping the page, You're the cattle and I'm the cage. Let's rattle on Down the stage Before the fighting starts and the fires rage. I want you to struggle Like the slaves...
Posted by Radio (Active) Raheem on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 10:22:00 PST

Old ghosts

I wasn't expecting it. Minutes after we had finished churning out the paper Tuesday afternoon, as I sat in my cluttered office uploading stories and taking stock of another issue in the proverbial can...
Posted by Radio (Active) Raheem on Mon, 21 May 2007 11:30:00 PST

The war at home

"All the young people down the agesThey gladly marched off to dieProud city fathers used to watch themTears in their eyes"- The Clash, "The Call Up"When my cousin Karl returned from the first Desert S...
Posted by Radio (Active) Raheem on Thu, 10 May 2007 04:02:00 PST

Spidey and me

When I was four years old, I split my head open running into a wall on Mother's Day. I was excitedly streaking down an apartment hall in Germany to retrieve the gift my cousin Tanya and I had found fo...
Posted by Radio (Active) Raheem on Sat, 05 May 2007 04:46:00 PST