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calaverasgirl

I feel like i'm slipping (into a dream within a dream)

About Me

I am kinda weird .. (kinda??) I appreciate dark, inappropriate humor, sarcasm and i love puns (I know, I know, the lowest form of humor) I couldn't live without music in my life. I LOVE concerts. I am artistic, love to cook and feed people, and love the outdoors. I am caring and compassionate in most cases, and i love animals of all kinds. Babies, animal or human, are the sweetest, purest things in the world. I love my 2 wonderful boys, and am very proud of the people they have become. I really enjoy my job, and yes, even my co-workers (most days) i like to camp, explore, look for artifacts, love water, especially the ocean. Some day i want to live on an island, all warm and tropical, wasting time in a hammock. Flowers are beautiful, and the world needs more of them, and less jerks.

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My Interests

Art, Humor, Music/Concerts, Cooking/Baking, People watching,NASCAR, im addicted to Conquer Online, yeah, im a dork. MySpace Codes

I'd like to meet:

A/K Ta2

.. "(this is my nephew Bob, he does tattoos, he is awesome, look him up)watch flash's video, she is unbelievable

Music:

STATIC-X, Tool, System of a Down, Slipknot, Powerman 5000, Korn, NIN, Mudvayne, Shadows Fall, Sworn Enemy, Mastodon, Audioslave (and of course, Soundgarden), Gogol Bordello, Rob Zombie, Gorillaz, Seether, Misfits, Transplants, Tiger Army, The Faint, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Sepultura, Primus, Rage Against the Machine, Alice in Chains,Pantera, Stone Temple Pilots, Arch Enemy, some old stuff like Led Zeppelin, AC/DC, Doors, The Clash, Neil Young, Animals, Traffic, Alice Cooper and some Blues like John Lee Hooker, Jonny Lang, BB King, Ray Charles. I like most any kind of music if it is live, my lowest tollerance is for ..ugh..country, it is just soo sappy, and icky.. MySpace Codes

Movies:

I love Quentin Tarantino and David Lynch movies, like Pulp Fiction, Dusk till Dawn, Kill Bill 1 and 2, True Romance, Blue Velvet, Wild at Heart,.. also movies like Motorama, Harold and Maude,Bubba Ho-tep, Way of the Gun, Boondock Saints, Don't Be a Menace, Kingpin, Donnie Darko, Anchorman, Heathers, Superbad, Dumb and Dumber, Final Destination 1 and 2, Napolean Dynamite, Memento, Kingpin, Silence of the Lambs, and Red Dragon, Reservoir Dogs, Caddy Shack, Beetlejuice, Edward Scissorhands, Repoman, The Devil's Rejects, i like messed up dark comedy and bloody violence. I LOVE ZOMBIE MOVIES like Evil Dead, Land of the Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Army of Darkness, Dead and Breakfast, Shaun of the Dead, i like vampire, ghost and witchcraft movies too. some of my favorite actors are Dennis Hooper, Johnny Depp, Bruce Campbell, and Steve Buscemi is in soo many great movies, I really like him a lot. Independant Films are the best. MySpace Codes

Television:

My all time favorite TV show is TWIN PEAKS! i LOVE it! i liked Northern Exposure a lot too, CSI, Lost, Chappell's Show, Nip/Tuck is great, Boston Legal and Grey's Anatomy. I really enjoy messed up cartoons like Family Guy, South Park, Ren and Stimpy, Invader Zim and Aqua Teen Hunger Force is awesome. I like Extreme Home Makeover but it almost always makes me cry....super nanny and wife swap are always entertaining to me. href="http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vd3d3Lm15cHJvZmlsZX BpbXAuY29t" title="Image Hosting @ myprofilepimp.com" MySpace Codes

Books:

I really enjoy reading, but I hardly get the time much anymore. I read a variety of books, anything that keeps me turning the pages. I used to really enjoy reading the Sunday paper untill i went to work for a newspaper, now that is the LAST thing i want to do on a day off. Local history is extremely interesting to me and I read a lot of it. My mom got me reading Anne Tyler books, light reading, but I enjoy them. MySpace Codes

Heroes:

Heroes Shmeros MySpace Codes

My Blog

Hush

God, I love TOOL! I can't wait to see them Sept. 2nd. Hush. Fuck youuuuuuu!I can't say what I want to,even if I'm not serious.I can't say what I want to,even if I'm not serious.Things like....Fuck y...
Posted by calaverasgirl on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 11:19:00 PST

Loser

people tell me it is his loss...                     ...... ....then why do i feel like the loser? ...
Posted by calaverasgirl on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 01:45:00 PST

FREEFALL INTO PSYCHOSIS (in the mind of a serial killer)

FREEFALL INTO PSYCHOSIS THE MIND, THE MADNESS, NO LOGIC EVERYTHING MADE IT POSSIBLE TO HAPPEN THE IRREVERSIBLE SPIRAL, CAUSED BY BRUTAL COMPULSION- -WITH-OUT DETECTION THE TASK LOCKED IN MIND... THE ...
Posted by calaverasgirl on Fri, 23 Dec 2005 08:21:00 PST