Hello, my name is Porky and I am a big fat pig. I tried jumping off the bridge to kill myself but all I did was float down the river like a boat. I tried to cut my wrists but too much fat was in the way. oh well.
Well, I grew up in a trailer park with roaches and rats. My mom was a hooker and use to bring home drunk, nasty, smelly black dudes. I hate fucking Niggers! They should all be nailed to a cross and crucified for their nigger sins.
My dad left us when I was six to run away with this fat bald guy named Gary. Gary was fucking faggot and pranced around the trailer park with no shirt on like a GAY butterfly. He had those goddamn man tits. I think he forced his gayness on my dad so now my dad is a homo!! Those faggots will burn in hell in the name of Jesus Christ!
I now live in a box behind dunkin donuts and I eat all the old hard donuts they throw away every night....yummy. My life sucks and I sit here and rot and decay away. Thinking of ways to kill niggers and faggots.
And for the ladies, I’m a single little porky pig looking for my miss piggy....oink oink oink!!!!
