I am tired of hating everything, I'm ready to like stuff.
Yet....
Pet peeves: Lettuce, checking voicemail, when people set their clocks wrong so they won't be late, bragging disguised as complaining or embarrassing confessions, hateration/insecurity disguised as having high standards, subscription cards, salads that are untossed or whose ingredients are way larger than bite sized, that boys are the new girls, control top hose, unoriginality:i.e. talking shit about the Marina, boys who don't like Pearl Jam, Girls who "just get along better with guys", jokes about people's cars getting towed, girls who don't sit their ass down when they pee, germaphobes and by extension Purell, laggers, people who don't like "Bring it On" or "What's Up Doc?", Burritos with too much rice, no Egg Mcmuffins after some ridiculously early time, that at parties everyone hangs in the smallest possible space like the hallway or the kitchen (Where the lighting is always really unflattering)and the dance floor is empty, people who say "I feel bad, I shoulda brought something" but don't go to the liquor store which is on the corner, fun chasing, discipline (or the fact that I have none), general lack of quality snack foods, fruit on the bottom, people who say "the Bart", ear buds, any parody of the phrase "Got Milk?", any joke about lattes.
