I hate typing this junk about myself. I am Married, I have 2 kids that live with their mother. I love Horror movies, building operating and attending haunted attractions. Live music. Piling up on the couch watching TV. I have a drive to get back into Special effects for film and television. I have been collecting Tattoos for 12 years. I have about 60 hours of tattoo work done at this point and tying all my work together. I really like My tattooist, he does great work I am not just saying that because I work on the website, but because I have a ton of work and I am happy with it.
 This page is my Outlet for my aggression, not the professional me. I actually have a career in Forensic Science, and a part time job as a Paramedic in a Hospital Emergency Department. I also run my own business I have done Special effects for several Motion Pictures and Theatrical plays.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey 
Name:
Jay 
Birthday:
05-01-1975 
Birthplace:
OSU Hospitals in a steam tunnel by the morgue 
Current Location:
3rd Level UNDER HELL 
Eye Color:
They changes 
Hair Color:
Blonde/Light Brown 
Height:
Almost tall 
Right Handed or Left Handed:
Right 
Your Heritage:
Scottish 
The Shoes You Wore Today:
The Chux 
Your Weakness:
Curvy Women 
Your Fears:
the MonSter 
Your Perfect Pizza:
Eaten 
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:
Remain walking 
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:
A/S/L 
Thoughts First Waking Up:
Damnit, where am I? 
Your Best Physical Feature:
Ma tattooz 
Your Bedtime:
Right b4 I shut my eyes 
Your Most Missed Memory:
Past friends 
Pepsi or Coke:
Coke/Amp/Vault/Monster 
MacDonalds or Burger King:
Sushi 
Single or Group Dates:
Gangbang
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:
Arizona 
Chocolate or Vanilla:
Vanilla 
Cappuccino or Coffee:
Cappuccino 
Do you Smoke:
Yeah bay-b 
Do you Swear:
It's just fucking rude to swear 
Do you Sing:
Only in pornos 
Do you Shower Daily:
Once a week on a schedule 
Have you Been in Love:
One or twice 
Do you want to go to College:
Been there doing that 
Do you want to get Married:
Been there 
Do you belive in yourself:
Yeah, I
believe I am a useless peice of shit! 
Do you get Motion Sickness:
Only during pornos 
Do you think you are Attractive:
Yeah right! In a Toxic avenger kinda way 
Are you a Health Freak:
Yeah, I try to destroy it any way I can 
Do you get along with your Parents:
Not all the time 
Do you like Thunderstorms:
Yeah, it makes me sleep 
Do you play an Instrument:
Shotgun 
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:
Only the wine at church *HALO* 
In the past month have you Smoked:
In the last 2 minutes I have 
In the past month have you been on Drugs:
Just those given to me by my private family physician 
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
NoPe 
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
Nope, wait yeah. Went to the tat2 shop 
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:
Nah 
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:
Yup 
In the past month have you been on Stage:
Umm nope 3 months ago 
In the past month have you been Dumped:
Nope 2 years ago 
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:
In the bathtub 
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:
Nope 
Ever been Drunk:
Chuckle Uhh yeah 
Ever been called a Tease:
Yup, Thanks Kristi 
Ever been Beaten up:
Chuckle Win some, loose some 
Ever Shoplifted:
Yeah 
How do you want to Die:
Don't wanna know how, just where so I can avoid that place 
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:
Porn star, but I ran out of penis. 
What country would you most like to Visit:
Scotland 
In a Boy/Girl.. 
Favourite Eye Color:
Green or brown 
Favourite Hair Color:
Black or red 
Short or Long Hair:
LONG 
Height:
5'4" to 5' 7" 
Weight:
Curvy 
Best Clothing Style:
None 
Number of Drugs I have taken: 
Number of CDs I own:
A shitload 
Number of Piercings:
Now 2, a few months ago 17 
Number of Tattoos:
About 80 hours worth 
Number of things in my Past I Regret:
more than fingers 
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