Andrew - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I wear a lot of black, I'm generally unpleasant, and i'll burn your house to the ground and pee pee on the ashes if you screw with me or mine ... other than that, I'm a big teddy bear ...
Andrew
P.I.M.P extraordinaire
'What will your sex business card say?'
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QuizUniverse.com ANDREW --
[noun]:
A person with a sixth sense for detecting the presence of goblins
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com:
You are Green Lantern Green Lantern 75% Catwoman 75% Hulk 60% Spider-Man 55% Robin 50% The Flash 50% Batman 30% Supergirl 30% Wonder Woman 30% Iron Man 25% Superman 20% Hot-headed. You have strong
will power and a good imagination.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Test
You're a Romantic Kisser
For you, kissing is all about feeling the romance
You love to kiss under the stars or by the sea
The perfect kiss involves the perfect mood
It's pretty common for kisses to sweep you off your feet What Kind of Kisser Are You?
In a Past Life...
You Were: An Evil Assassin.
Where You Lived: India.
How You Died: Killed in Battle. Who Were You In a Past Life?

My Interests

comics, cartoons, sci-fi & horror,collecting edged weaponry,porn

I'd like to meet:

No one, I'm here strictly to lurk ... Sniff you jerks later ...

Music:

Van Halen, Sammy Hagar, Def Leppard, Poison(80's rule) Heart, KISS, Queen, Metallica, AC/DC, The Cult, The Who, Marilyn Manson, STP, Hole, Courtney Love is a GODDESS, Velvet Revolver, Buckcherry, Bif Naked ...

Movies:

300, The Devil's Rejects, Hot Fuzz, Shaun of the Dead, Serenity, Kill Bill, Sin City, Office Space, The Crow, Evil Dead trilogy, Halloween, Silence of the Lambs, From Dusk til Dawn, Reservoir Dogs, Desperado, Conan The Barbarian, Highlander, Aliens, Ferris Bueller, Singles, anything Kevin Smith related

Television:

Burn Notice,House MD, Law & Order SVU, 24, Cartoon Network, I Love the 80's, Cold Case, Boston Legal, Supernatural, Bones, Smallville, Degrassi, How I met your Mother

Books:

Michael Moorecocks Elric Saga, the works of Edgar Allan Poe & Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Thomas Harris' Lecter Series, most anything by Harlan Ellison, most anything from DC & Marvel comics, Alan Moore's League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, anything, ANYTHING by Warren Ellis

Heroes:

Doug Williams, John Riggins, Dexter Manley, George Perez, Harlan Ellison,Eddie Van Halen, Sammy Hagar, Garth Ennis, Warren Ellis

My Blog

I dunno, b/c Julie said i had to

Here's how you play: Once you've been 'tagged', you have to write a blog of 10 weird / random facts/ habits/goals about yourself. At the end choose 10 people to be tagged , listing their names and WHY...
Posted by Andrew on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 10:08:00 PST

I ...

HATE FUCKING EVERYTHING! THAT IS ALL.
Posted by Andrew on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 06:04:00 PST

50

--> Get resource file-name (06/21/2006)--> Top 50 Current mood: tired 1. 5th grade teacher's name:Mrs. Walters2. Last words you said to dad:Bye.3. Last song you ...
Posted by Andrew on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 01:36:00 PST

I AM A SEXUAL GENIUS

You have a sexual IQ of 149When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of inf...
Posted by Andrew on Mon, 08 May 2006 10:23:00 PST

No officer, i didnt mean to put an ax through his head ...

What the fuck IS a blog anyway ? I'm tired, I'm cranky, people I care most about seem to be going out of their way to make me mad, and I'm about ready to sink an axe into the head of the next mong...
Posted by Andrew on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST