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Jake

I am here for Friends

About Me

Im jake, or jakobe whichever one you prefer. I do pretty well in school, but if you looked at me without knowing me you would never guess it. my mom calls me a slacker. my grandma calls me a hippie becuase i play the drums, i have a psychotic cat named lizzy (named after lizzy borden the murderer) Im on a swim team, which is beast. Oh and sean elkins is a dirty jew whore that can burn in hell.

My Interests

Hanging out with friends, swimming (im on a team),worshiping satan, and being awesome

I'd like to meet:

Claudio Sanchez...and the rest of coheed and cambria..trey stone and matt parker because they created south park and G.W. to kick his ass

Music:

1. Coheed and Cambria 2. Motion City Soundtrack 3. Cobra Starship 4. Flavor Flav 5. Saliva 6. Papa Roach 7. The Beatles 8. Billy Talent 9. Boston 10. Rush

Movies:

Jackass 1 and 2, Grandma's boy, Blades of Glory, Hot rod, Unleashed, The transporter 1 and 2, Little miss sunshine, Transformers.

Television:

The whitest kids you know, Jackass, Homewrecker, Wild boyz, south park, family guy, scrubs.

Books:

Armory Wars, Holes, Harry Potter,The Supernaturalist, The Elephant Man, The real Tom Thumb

Heroes:

Michael Phleps because he is the worlds greatest swimmer, Claudio Sanchez is my main heroe because he has a super high voice but is in two kick-ass bands,seanald becausewe hes my apprentice in worshiping satan, and liz aldrich because shes my bff.