Music, beer, food, football, monkeys, running 37 miles a day(before i wake up), naked women, grass, wood, squirrels, chewing the corners of cotton bed sheets, TV, bed.
A chimp, a macaque, a baboon and a gibbon, the queen, her dogs, jimi hendrix(could be a tricky one), eric clapton, kelly joe phelps(just so i can say he's an amazing guitar player and singer but has a very boring speaking voice and that he makes stupid facial expressions whilst performing), bob dylan, robbie williams(just so i can punch him really hard in his extremely annoying face), dale winton(so i can wipe the ridiculous amounts of fake tan of his filthy gay orange face - beep beep, supermarket sweep - what a rubbish programme that was!), alan shearer, would say kevin keegan but already met him, can't think of anyone else at the moment.
Kelly Joe phelps, Jose gonzales, bob dylan, eric clapton, chilli peppers(older stuff-they've gone a bit gay nowadays), pantera, machine head, the mars volta, morrisey (who i never used to like but he grew on me)and many others who again i can't really think of at this moment in time. Most of all though i love my own music more than anything else and if anyone has a problem with that i'll ram a 9 iron up your crack(well i would if i had one,i'll find something).
fight club,51st state,american history x, shrek 1 and 2, finding nemo, anything with adam sandler in, lord of the rings trilogy, anything with lots of blood and guts(i'm not a violent person really), and watership down.
Watch a load of shite on telly, mostly soaps till i go to work, then i come home from work or being out on the piss and watch 2 pints of lager and a packet of crisps, then watch anything else thats on till i fall asleep at about 5 in the morning.
Haven't read a whole book since i was about 12. i've tried but i get too easily distracted, put it down and don't look at it again for about a year. Plus i'm normally so drunk that i can't focus on the words anyway.
Alan Shearer, Kevin Keegan, Eric Clapton, Kelly Joe Phelps and king kong.