forest from the trees

I think laughter is the best medicine but my sense of humor is often deemed inappropriate. I use foul language frequently and distrust any woman who never curses. I can eat up to 7 meals a day and not gain weight. I take magpie like fascination in things that are shiny. I often yell at the TV. I have a lifelong connection with heat and fire that exists on many levels. I have a knack for saying the right thing at the wrong time and the wrong thing at the right time. I believe that anticipation is a greater laxative than fear.If I am in the right mood, and you ask nicely, I can sometimes be coerced into doing interpretive animal dances.