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I do crossword puzzles in pen. I fast forward through love scenes and the singing parts of musicals. I adore mountain roads. I don't know how to use home washer/dryers - only the laundry-matt kinds. I'm a sucker for small shiny things. "I've Been Working On the Railroad" is the first song I can remember learning. I'm covered in a fine layer of pale fur. I love to be in water. I've been looking for a simple music box that plays "Masquerade" since '91 . I wish I had wings. I...I...I... Bottles over cans. McD's over B.K. . Country over city. Mac over IBM. Anyone over Bush. Meat and potatoes over sushi. Stay in over go out. ( most of the time) Whole milk over 2%.
I am Northampton's leading expert on the maccabre. I cut my teeth as a historian in the subterranean tunnels of the Northampton State Hospital. As a necrologist I've created a tremendous data-bank, well over 4,000 names, of those interned in Bridge Street Cemetery. In the fifteen years that I've been doing this I've amassed a personal library that gives Forbes Library a run for it's money concerning things dank, dark, and spooky. If something freaky-deaky happened in this city's limits- from 1654 to the present- I've probably heard of it. For more on the creepier side of sweet little Northampton please visit:
SKYSUTTON.COM or
Sutton Research Facility- Facilitating the living in all things macabre since 1992
Bridge Street Cemetery Division
I'm hunting the wild publisher/editor/agent for my book on 'Arabia Felix'. I suspect it might be nicer to be hunted by them.
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Posted by on Wed, 27 May 2009 20:50:00 GMT

Take off the noose and put on the kettle

[ Hey, little girl is your daddy home?... I got a bad desire& mind if I sing while I type?.....]Oh, my, its been ages since I blogged, hasnt it? Ive been rather busy.You know, the regular things:...
Posted by on Mon, 25 May 2009 23:13:00 GMT

Musique pour les morts- makes me wanna SHOOP! with Satchmo!

Motivating myself to write about my fathers death for the addendum has been less than a picnic.  It makes my brain burn. It locks my stomach in knots. I keep having to stop and exhale slowly& GOD BLE...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Mar 2009 19:39:00 GMT

Desperately seeking Johnny Knoxville

Today a picture arrived in my in-box. A link to a photo of  Knoxville and my father. It would be a dead-dull shot if it werent for the car theyre leaning against.Photos of what my friends have deeme...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Mar 2009 14:12:00 GMT

New England CRACK. We're all adicts around here!

Welcome to the North Hadley Sugar Shack on Rt. 47!!!Let the mapling season BEGIN!!!The smiling sheep of the sugar shack. :)Each Spring Mike and I make our pilgrimage to the purveyors of sticky sweetne...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Mar 2009 12:43:00 GMT

Thank you, ladies, for rockin the Deuce with me!

Its hard to turn down and invitation to the Deuce on a Friday night. So I didnt. ;) After all, its karaoke night!Amy and me. :)Did I sing? No. But Janna did.And Rebecca (Happy Birthday!) sang. ( Wh...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Mar 2009 09:45:00 GMT

This is getting surreal...

This afternoon I did an interview on KIRO Seattle.
Posted by on Thu, 19 Mar 2009 18:07:00 GMT

The Secret Treefort

Yesterday our little band traveled up over a mound at the back of the woods.  The mound looks much like the one leading to Stephen Kings pet cemetery. Beyond the mound the ground takes a steep tip up...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Mar 2009 10:27:00 GMT

Vaginal Canal Clubs and the Secret Treefort

For three days straight Ive been talking with family and friends, fielding calls from random reporters and answering hundreds of emails. The comment boards are filling up. One man called me an atten...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Mar 2009 12:20:00 GMT

Look, Lorelei! You got photo credit!


Posted by on Tue, 17 Mar 2009 17:09:00 GMT