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joshuuuua!

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MyHotComments / HotFreeLayouts hi my names josh,IM 30.i dont keep very many friends because most people are morons.i only associate myself with smart people.so if u have something stupid to say press the little button that says back.im CURRENTLY in a realationship ,her name is Donna. she's the coolist pirate whore. i would dig her even more if she rocked an eye patch!but its all good.i love her! then theres my brother,hes the shit,love em 2 death!love u 2 moms!other than that ,i dont know . i pretty much just skate through life,taking it easy.1 day at a time.or sometimes half a days cause i drink alot! but there is alot of good shit out here 2 stay awake 4.love u baby!U 2 brit! ANYWAY thats it ! FUCK SNITCHES!FUCK HATERS. span.blacktext12 {visibility:visible !important;background-color:transparent;background-image:url (http://content.pimp-my-profile.com/i53/6/10/13/bn_d245f8ad0 e.png);background-repeat:no-repeat;background-

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I'd like to meet:


MyHotComments / HotFreeLayouts id like to meet president bush so i could puntch him with my pirate hook!cant 4get about jessica alba. thats pretty much it, i just wanna meet jessica! Free Myspace Pictures

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120 THINGS ABOUT ME ...
(001) Your gender: male
(002) Straight/gay/bi?: straight
(003) Single?: nope
(004) Want to be?: no
(005) Age?: 28
(006) Age you wish you were?: 12
(007) Your label?: swanson
(008) Your height?: 6'2
(009) Your eye color?: hyper color
(010) Any piercings?: too scared
(011) Any tattoos?: ummmm no
DO YOU...
(012) Smoke: yep
(013) Drink: duh
(014) Do drugs: sometimes
(015) Read the newspaper: do i look stupid?
(016) Talk to strangers who IM you: whats that?
(017) Like to walk in the leaves: ya because it reminds me of eating potatoe chips
(018) Take walks in the rain: yes its romantic
(019) Drive: no im usually to drunk
(020) Like to drive fast?: ummm read last answer
(021) Hurt yourself: what kinda ? is that
(022) Have a job: ya
(023) Like who you are: hell ya im the shit
(024) Consider love a mistake: hell no
(025) Base your judgement on looks alone: no way
(026) Do you like/love someone?: yes i do donna
HAVE YOU EVER...
(027) Been caught doing some thing your weren't supposed to be doing?: ya,
(028) Been in love: yestwice
(029) Done drugs: hello im josh
(030) Gone skinny dipping: yes with donna at lake ozark
(031) Had a surgery: ya on my foot
(032) Ran away from home: never had to
(033) Played strip poker: no
(034) Gotten beat up: ya a few times lol
(035) Been on stage: ya snuck into riverport with some friends that worked there,
(036) Slept outdoors: oh ya plenty of times
(037) Pulled an all-nighter: everytime we have a party
(038) Talked on the phone all night: ya to donna
(039) Had an X-ray: der da der
(040) Had detention: yes
(041) Been suspended: yes
(042) Been Expelled: no
(043) Slept all day: not really i have adhd
(044) Killed someone: i wish a few times
(045) Made out with a stranger: ya donnas cousin
(046) Had sex with a stranger?: ya donnas cousin lol,but she knows
(047) Kissed the same sex: ummm no
(048) Done anything sexual with the same sex? hell no
(049) Been betrayed: ya by an ex
(050) Broken the law: come get me ofallon lol
(051) Been arrested: duh i am josh
(052) Been on radio/TV: fuck no
(053) Been in a mosh-pit: yes
(054) Had a nervous breakdown: yes
(055) Been criticized about your sexual performance: all that matters is i know donna likes it lol
(056) Had a dream that kept coming back: ya fuckin dream
(057) Seen your favorite band play: ya red hot chili peppers
(058) Owned a pair of big sunglasses: i have cop glasses
(059) Worn a huge hat: no pimp hat
(060) Judged other people by their clothing: not really
(061) Been told you have good taste: i hope so
(062) Been romantically attracted to someone and physically unattracted?: cant say i have
(063) Been used?: yes
(064) Been in an abusive relationship?: no
DO YOU BELIEVE IN...
(065) Life on other planets: fuck ya
(066) Miracles: sure
(067) Astrology: no
(068) Magic: nope
(069) God: no
(070) The Devil: no
(071) True Love: yes very much
(072) Ghosts: no
(073) Rebirth: no
(074) Love at first sight: yes
(075) Ying and Yang?: yep
(076) Witches: hell no
(077) The Easter Bunny: lol
(078) Santa Clause: haha
LAST PERSON...
(079) That you laughed at: laura-donnas sis
(080) That laughed at you: lauradonnas sis
(081) That hurt you: my dad
(081) That turned you on: jessica alba
(082) That kissed you: donna
(083) That hugged you: my brother
(084) That you went shopping with : my baby and laura
(085) To disappoint you: josh bales,my bestfriend
(086) That made you cry: when i watched bull durham
(087) That brightened up your day: jakie,my lil nigga
(088) You saw a movie with: ummm donna
(089) You talked to on the phone: my mom
(090) You talked to on text message: my brother
(091) You to on IM: ummm whats im??
(092) That made you smile: jake n mikey
(093) That made you laugh: laura-donnas sis
(094) That saw you cry: donna
(095) That bought you something: donna lol
(096) That danced with you: laura-donnas sis-
(097) That you have a crush on: laura(donnas sis
The Whats...
(098) What do you find romantic?: rain with the windows open,candles,music
(099) What are your turn-on's?: someone who is smart,funny,outgoing;donna
(100) What are your turn-off's?: ignorance
(101) What is best about the opposite sex?: companionship
(102) What is best about the same sex?: the weed lol
(103) What is the last present someone got you?: donnas sis got me chocolate for v-day
(104) What makes you happy?: weed
(105) What is your B-day?: n/a
(106) What is your favorite movie?: goodfellas
(107) What is your favorite band?: cky
(108) What is your favorite type of movie?: comedy
(109) What is your favorite season?: spring
(110) What is your favorite month?: july
(111) What is your favorite Holiday?: 4th of july
(112) What is your favorite language?: english
(113) What is your favorite thing to do?: watch movies
(114) What is your favorite color(s)?: grey
The Who's...
(115) Your best friend(s): josh bales
(116) The one person you can trust with any thing?: donna
(117) Your favorite singer?: eminem
(118) Your favorite Actor?: tom hanks
(119) Your favorite Actress?: meg ryan
(120) Your favorite President?: bill clinton
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Music:

rap:nas;the game;eminem;ll cool j;eazy e;snoop;dr dre;master p;ugk;3 6 mafia;Rock:stone temple pilots;nivana;3 doors down;pink flyod;red hot chili peppers;the doors;Country:toby kieth;tim mcgraw;shania twain cuz she's fuckin smokin

Movies:


MyHotComments / HotFreeLayouts goodfellas;casino;fear n loathing in las vegas;jack ass;starwars;taxi;pulp fiction;resevior dogs;gangs of new york;natural born killers

Television:

doodelbops;greys anatomy;southpark;simpsons;family guy;seinfeld;viva la bam;jack ass;wild boys;and my favorite is king of queens

Books:

right now im reading carlitos way!so far its the shit!

Heroes:

my mom of course;my granparents;who ever the fuck made VODKA!good going comrad!and i guess if u got a cape ur cool 2!

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