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D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F

You could say...I'm the Man.

About Me

DOES-IT-LOOK-LIKE-I-GIVE-A-FUCK. Hence the name dirtbags. Feast your eyes on the grand prize. You see, I'm what they call a REAL biker. You poser honda dirt bike pussies. As the good lord would have it, I'm also a highly skilled auto technician. That's right-I turn sockets for firm pockets. Say somethin'! We could play BIG bank take lil bank. One thing you should never, EVER do is screw with my money. Or else me & my man will pay you a visit you won't soon forget. See I abide by the rules that ALL men should follow in terms of respect. You give it-you get it. Simple as that. Other than that it's just me, my dog & my Harley. Eat my tread smoke fairies!
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My Interests

Ridin' in the wind on my Shovelhead, enjoying the company of good friends, having a beer after a brain splitting day at work, building custom Rod's and meeting interesting people.

I'd like to meet:

A woman who is well versed in casual conversation. If you are uptight in any way, shape, form or fashion, you will NOT like a laid back fellow like myself. Shit, loosen up woman. Let your hair hang down. Life's too short to walk around with a stick up your sphincter. And me? Yeah, I'm a little rough around the edges...but it's only because I have life experience. In other words, I'M GROWN! Besides, who doesn't like a man with character? (If you just said "me", take your little ass back to school-7th period's almost over).

Music:

Metallica, Sabaath, Skynard, Nazereth, My DADDY Rob Zobie, Iron Maiden and anything else that get's my caboose cookin'.

Movies:

Seems like there's not alot of time for me & movies, however....if you know of a good one, let me know.

Television:

Will fry your brain just like the egg in the pan on that old drug free commercial. ANY QUESTIONS?

Books:

Besides timing belt manuals, I enjoy books that feed my brain box. On another note, I also wrote "How to collect debts from punks that are avoiding you" under the pseudonym Dirty Larry Calhoun. Available at Wal-Bogs!

Heroes:

All the biker icons of my day. Also a few anonymous Salt Lake Motorcycle groups that I personally know that you couldn't hold their chaps chump. RIDE OR DIE SISSIES!