In my botanical garden
where the vegetable kingdom grows,
the cucumber man, he lurks
between the seeded rows-
Unidentified and unsung,
engulfed in garden rain,
the cucumber man, he hears
the carrots cry in pain-
The throbbing in his heart
as he sees them one by one,
massacred by the reaper
until the job is done-
He tries to dodge the hook
but the reaper sees him flee,
the cucumber man, now silent,
non-descript in a salad sea
Music:
Sam Roberts, k-os, the smiths, depeche mode, cat stevens,
the beatles, bob dylan, the arcade fire, echo and the bunnymen, the cure, johnny cash, simon and garfunkel, jesus and mary chain, lots of folk and british 80's, leonard cohen
Movies:
Harold and Maude, Life is beautiful, anchor man, zoolander,
the waterboy, the graduate, terms of endearment, blades of glory, nightmare before christmas, big fish, the royal tenenbaums, sean of the dead, the wedding singer, napoleon dynamite, best in show, the three amigos, young frankenstein, it's a wonderful life, a christmas story, and more, but can't think on an empty screen.
Television:
anything to do with Rick Mercer makes me laugh.
faulty towers, iron chef,seinfeld,kids in the hall,keeping up appearances, red dwarf (I haven't seen it on t.v. lately, so it's a good thing I taped all the episodes) the older ones are best.
