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r stranger

i'd rather have a palapa in yelapa than a condo in redondo

About Me

i'm often asked "what sign are you," and i often reply, "the sign that won't make it easier for you to figure me out." but really, i'm completely transparent ~ utterly incapable of masking my intentions ~ and when you look through me you still see me on the other side. even in the rare times i have clothes on. lead clothes.

so i practice obfuscation. i conceal my prurient interest in seeing you naked by making small talk about god, girls, guitars, motorcycles, movies, boxing, computers, drugs, dreams, humanity and insanity.

My Interests

sex, drugs, god ~ sex and drugs ~ sex and god ~ god and drugs ~ sex and drugs and god ~ ...then the rock and roll comes easy

I'd like to meet:

i can see the door, i can see the shoes, i can see the carpet and the flowering vines, and i can see you sneaking up behind me about to push me through...you're the only one i want.

Music:

spiritualized, lift to experience, sonic youth, flaming lips, brian wilson, brian jonestown massacre, mark langegan, tom waits, swervedriver, my bloody valentine, daisy chainsaw, masters of reality, godspeed you black emperor, mogwai, a silver mt zion, triple cobra, yeah yeah yeahs, the heavenly states, motörhead, drunk horse, dmbq, sheldon allman, joanna newsom, boredoms, nick drake, elliot smith, glenn branca, black rebel motorcycle club, autolux, failure, isis, delibes, prokofiev, beethoven, mozart, deerhoof, geraldine fibbers, nels cline, jim o'rourke

Movies:

rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead, on any sunday, orlando, triplets of belleville, down by law, fight club, rocky, delicatessen, ghost world, me and you and everyone we know, garden state, hells belles, behind the green door

Television:

invader zim, the office, my name is earl, wonderfalls (rip)

Books:

orlando, moon, jitterbug perfume, ham on rye, eightball, long live man, please kill me, fear and loathing in las vegas, zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance, illuminatus! trilogy, fingerprints of the gods

Heroes:

tom
cyrano
pj
jesus
jean
josh

My Blog

porno for you weirdos

ok, its a sleepy saturday and i'm going to list all the guitar/bass gear i own.for edification and amusement only:GUITARS:fender jazzmaster ~ cij '62 reissue with duncan quarter pounder p'ups ~ sunbur...
Posted by r stranger on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 04:16:00 PST

Shermadine in Orlando

i'm in orlando for the week ~ already a fuckup has me here longer than i would have wanted to stay, but things have been working out ~ decided to rent a car ~ after talking guitars with the guy at the...
Posted by r stranger on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 09:30:00 PST

that guy that's been calling you...

...offering to do a custom ball-gag fittingisn't me.i lost my cell phone.no doubt the detailed and embarassing diaries about you i've been punching in one letter at a time will be sold to the highest ...
Posted by r stranger on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 11:30:00 PST

THE BAD RUSSERFUCKER

the bad russerfucker:1 part fresh squeezed carrot juice1 part cheap american beer1 part spanish absinthe 1 part espresso grounds1 part minty mouthwashpour into five glasses (if in space, rotate any co...
Posted by r stranger on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 09:26:00 PST

worth a dollar

yesterday i dropped a dollar bill on the sidewalk while fishing for my keys ~ decided to leave it there ~ ain't worth much, but it might cheer someone up to find it. today at eddie's diner i received...
Posted by r stranger on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST