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crystalyn

My name is Rio and I dance on the sand!

About Me

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Pimp My ProfileI like to: travel, party, dance, drink, trip out, rock out, tell fart/poop jokes, make obscene gestures to old people, offend foreigners, pretend to speak fancy languages, or scream like a maniac in a crowded elevator. Hope that offends you too, yay!I may seem (or look) a little bit off, if you know what I mean, but I'm really not. Somehow I always attract the crazies. You know them. You've met them too. Maybe you are one. If you are, you may be a very nice crazy, but I have had my fill for now, so thank you. If you are not a crazy, It is so nice to know that there are people out there like you that really do exist. Anyway, back to me. I have the appearance of a party girl that doesn't give a shit about anything, but I'm actually a pretty normal person that has a slightly different wardrobe and slightly different tastes. That does not mean that I am one of the crazies. I like to have fun as my picture shows, but there is a brain and morals behind the blond hair and boobs..............................
Your Boobies' Names Are: Beavis and Butthead

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You're Marilyn Monroe!
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Your Seduction Style: The Dandy
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My Interests

Art, Music, Boys with tattoos! Anyone who likes to have a good laugh, especially at themselves.
Your Kissing Purity Score: 49% Pure
You're not one to kiss and tell...But word is, you kiss pretty well. Kissing Purity Test

I'd like to meet:

If you are in a band on Myspace, then NOT YOU!!!! I am so fucking sick of all you lame ass wannabees wanting add's. Look, if you try to get me to add you without directly sending me a message so I know you are a real person, not just a dork with a guitar, I will just ignore you and hate you forever...........Please, I WILL NOT ADD BANDS, RAPPERS, OR EVEN BOTHER CLICKING ON YOU IF YOU LOOK LIKE YOU MIGHT THINK YOU'RE TOO COOL BUT REALLY AREN'T! With that out of the way, I WOULD like to meet REAL People who don't think I'm crazy, but that still are sane. Is that too hard to ask? I really, really, really want to make some new friends!!!!!!!! Not just Myspace friends, but in-person friends to go partying/clubbing, movies, dinner, play mall-madness, etc. with. So if you're hankerin' for a new partner in crime, send me a message. But hurry, the position of New Best Friend won't be open long, I'm a hot commodity!
In a Past Life...
You Were: A Friendly Astrologer.Where You Lived: Siberia.How You Died: Suicide. Who Were You In a Past Life?

You Are Gwen Stefani!

All guys dream about you And all the girls want to be you "Sappy pathetic little me That was the girl I used to be"

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Music:

NIN, Oingo Boingo!!! Radiohead, Gwen Stefani (I'm not sure if I'm just hooked on her image or if I really like the music, but either way I can't get enough. So sue me!) Depeche Mode, Smashing Pumpkins, Detroit Cobras, The Sounds, Muse, Prince, The Cars, Moby, A Perfect Circle, The Strokes, Franz Ferdinand, Marilyn Manson, Garbage, The White Stripes, SNEAKER PIMPS!!!, Billie Holliday, Pink Floyd, Maddonna, Blondie, Pat Benetar, Soft Cell, Billy Idol, The Cure, Fiona Apple, Coldplay, Massive Attack, Portishead, Bjork, a lot of 80's music, and the list goes on and on and on............
You are
What Rejected Crayon Are You?

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Movies:

Pretty much any Martin Scorscese film. Almost anything involving guys in sharp suits beating the hell out of each other while rock n' roll plays in the background. Think Goodfellas, Pulp Fiction, Casino, The Godfather, etc. On the flip side, I get a little mushy and love to vegg out to Disney movies like Mulan or the Little Mermaid. Aaaww.....she does have a heart in there somewhere! Yay!
Your Daddy Is Darth Vader
What You Call Him: Old Man Why You Love Him: He knows best Who's Your Daddy?

Television:


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Books:

The BIBLE! (seriously.....well, just the New Testament, word for word, no skipping.... :)By the way HAVE YOU ACCEPTED JESUS AS YOUR PERSONAL LORD AND SAVIOR?Does reading the Nutrition Labels on all my food count?

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Heroes:

I only have one real hero. He saved me from a burning building when I was 3 years old. Sounds cheesy, but its true. I don't know his name or much about him but I guess that would be a real hero............................................Other than that, on a less serious note, My other heroine would be below