Tory

Did we just hit the wall. She never had it all. One advil a day. Husband's a truck driver. Her dreams went out the door when she turned 24. Only been with one man. What happened to her plan. She was going to be an actress. She was going to be a star. She was going to shake her ? on the hood of White Snake's car. Her green mountaineer is now the enemy. She looks at her average life and nothin' has been alright since Bruce Springstein, Madonna, way before Nirvana. There was U2 and Blondie and music still on MTV. Her two kids in college and elementary tell her that she's uncool cause she's still preoccupied with 1985. She's seen all the classics. She knows every line. Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink, even St. Elmo's Fire. She rocked out to Wham! Not a big Britney Spears fan. Thought she'd get a hand on a member of Duran, Duran. Where's the bell bottoms made of polyester? Who's the other guy that's singing in Van Halen? When did reality become TV? Whatever happened to sitcoms, game shows on the radio? When did Motley Crue become classic rock? When did Ozzi become an actor? Please make this stop, stop, STOP!! And bring back all the good times from 1985! (Song '1985' by Bowling for Soup, with exceptions)